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Does Santa Spread Disease?

Discussion in 'Consumer Affairs' started by Kemosloby, Dec 17, 2017.

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  1. Keep Away Santa

  2. Bring me the goods, Achoo.

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  1. Kemosloby

    Kemosloby Well-Known Member
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    Every year Santa travels the globe bringing toys to the girls and boys, but is that all he brings? Coming in contact with so many people Santa is sure to spread cold and flu, not to mention a few deer ticks. Is it worth it?
     
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  2. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I voted yes on the assumption that I've been good enough for Santa to bring me many large denomination bills, bitcoin, stocks&bonds in recompense. What's a few sniffles compared to serious wealth!
     
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  3. Brickjectivity

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  4. Aldrnari

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    Meh, I work in a hospital. I've had all my shots. :D
     
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  5. Rival

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    Then you'll know they can't stop colds ;)
     
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  6. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium सच्चितानन्द
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    I heard he's taken measures to allay the spread of germs...

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  7. Brickjectivity

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    So those mean old hospitals won't let you have any more? I'm sorry about that.:( Man, you work in a hospital and you still can't get any more shots.
     
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  8. Brickjectivity

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    I'm pretty sure that is photoshop'd. No way you really went to the NP and took that...unless you are connected?
     
  9. SalixIncendium

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    You kiddin'? Santa and I go way back...to that night I caught him and mom making out under the mistletoe.

    Every few years in November, he picks me up and takes me through a dry run of his route. That night in 2011 was a night to remember! :tongueclosed:
     
  10. Brickjectivity

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    Santa flies drunk?
     
  11. SalixIncendium

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    Not since his FUI charge on New Year's Eve of that year. He's since installed "fly by wire" technology in his sleigh and carries a designated flier with him at all times just in case.
     
  12. Aldrnari

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    I guess I could have more shots if I truly wanted them (for diseases I would never get), but I personally don't enjoy being a human pin cushion. :D

    But hey, freebies are freebies, I guess!
     
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