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Discussion in 'Theological Concepts' started by Spiderman, Oct 18, 2018.

  1. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    Thank you! I hope God is as nice as you are .:)
     
  2. Tomas Kindahl

    Tomas Kindahl ... out on my Odyssé — again!

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    He has some assistant, I think his name is ha-Shatan, which is leading God's PR department. One of his employee angels has probably already read your post and dismissed is as SPAM. God won't be notified on it.
     
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  3. Bob the Unbeliever

    Bob the Unbeliever Well-Known Member

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    Except for all the gnashing of teeth, and infinite torment and worrying about all those dragons with flaming bad breath.

    That's real comfortable.

    Oh! And 2 Kings 6:29: So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.

    And let us never forget: Leviticus 26:29
    You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.

    that is REAL comfort, let me tell YOU.
     
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  4. Bob the Unbeliever

    Bob the Unbeliever Well-Known Member

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    Threats, again? Really?
     
  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Everyone is atheist to some extent
     
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  6. Hockeycowboy

    Hockeycowboy Well-Known Member
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    He is! I learned it from the Bible...NT, mostly....which is from Him. Jehovah God is patient with all of us.

    (The teaching of Hellfire, and the threat of it, sorry to say, was an invention to keep tight control on religious people. They even were able to change some Bible words to reinforce that dogma.

    Now just think: how would you like it, if people said you burned your kids? God has a lot of self-control!)
     
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  7. Milton Platt

    Milton Platt Well-Known Member

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    The answer must be no, because the forum still,exists.
     
  8. Jumi

    Jumi Well-Known Member

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    Except for some types of pantheists and polytheists, I'd say I agree.
     
  9. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    im guessing even they would have difficulty with the fsm or ofler, billious and anoia

    But id agree in principle
     
  10. Jumi

    Jumi Well-Known Member

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    I only know FSM and I could make jokes about that easily. :)

    Them being called "inventions" doesn't stop people from adopting them, if someone believes there's some idea to them. I've heard of someone taking gods from Michael Moorcock's books without a problem while realizing they were never intended to be real. Not that type of folks on this forum, at least haven't noticed any.
     
  11. Salvador

    Salvador RF's Swedenborgian

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    You're in big trouble, Mister, if he does? lol...:D
     
  12. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    The FSM and his noodly church have been declared real religions

    Ive taken Anoia from Terry Pratchett. Anoia is the goddes of things that get stuck in drawers, many times have i prayed to her with the prayer "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?". Sometimes she answers and the drawer magically frees amd opens.

    She is also the goddess of things lost in sofa cussions and finder of objects that roll under other objects.
     
  13. Bob the Unbeliever

    Bob the Unbeliever Well-Known Member

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    So you think the bible LIED? And that your god was so inept, that he ALLOWED THE LIE to be disseminated by all True Christians™ for over a thousand years?

    And only just lately, until ... YOU ... came alone, to "set the record straight"?

    hmmmmm.....

    .... your god isn't very good at this game, is he?
     
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  14. Katzpur

    Katzpur Not your average Mormon

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    I can think of a few posters who, based on your post, will be claiming the title.
     
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  15. Earthling

    Earthling David Henson

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    No. I don't think the WiFi is particularly adequate up there, but on the other hand, he doesn't need to read it, he sees the heart of the person without all of the clutter of words necessary to do so.
     
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  16. Hockeycowboy

    Hockeycowboy Well-Known Member
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    No, people have lied.
    'Only in this time of the end' would accurate knowledge regarding the Bible's words become "abundant, or increase"-- Daniel 12:4 But you, Daniel, shut up these words and seal the book until the time of the end. Many will roam to and fro, and knowledge will increase."
     
  17. Bob the Unbeliever

    Bob the Unbeliever Well-Known Member

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    You are not helping your case-- either the bible lied or you are not telling the whole truth.

    Of course? It is quite possible that you are both somewhat short of actual reality.

    But I have read the hell verses in the bible, and they are quite clear: Your god creates an infinite torture-pit for everyone who doesn't "love him back".
     
  18. savagewind

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    Yes. But, not always. So, just be sure that you are here at the right time.
     
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    Most likely not...I bet he's busy with more important matters than the ramblings or mere mortals
     
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    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    recently I did post.....

    all that I have written in script will be stacked up
    and the angelic will ask about it......all of it

    I hope they have a sense of humor
     
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