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Do you text God?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by PopeADope, Dec 15, 2019.

  1. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    So there's a van that picks me up and takes me to the various different routes to deliver newspapers and advertisements (and some of my own personal propaganda that I add here there.)

    While I'm in the van I can't pray out loud so I just send God texts. (Im not going to tell you God's phone number so don't ask.)

    But yes, I got a response and I said "is this God in the form of a mother or a father"?, and the response was, "spiderman, I'm not male or female, I'm God". And so I shoot that dude my text prayer petitions while I'm in the van getting relocated. He/she/IT sometimes gives me yay or nay and a reason why he/she/IT will grant or deny the request.

    It's nifty cuz I can go back and re-read my petitions as well as text pictures to create a vision board of what I want from Heaven.

    Has anyone else here sent texts to God, or am I special?
     
  2. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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  3. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Not god but Ged. Who was reprimanded where he works for signing his timesheet "God", only it was just the way he writes "e" that got a rather religious wages clerk all hot and bothered.

    Ged, short for Gerard
     
  4. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    If you get a chance, can you maybe ask Him or Her where my remote might be?
     
  5. dianaiad

    dianaiad Well-Known Member

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    As for me, I figure that if God required texts or out loud stuff, I have a real problem.
     
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