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Do Satanists/Devil Worshippers Ruin Things?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Viker, May 5, 2021.

  1. Viker

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    I have to know. Is this why I have to flee sometimes?
     
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    Why are you fleeing? That's rather dramatic. Lol.
     
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    I've heard they're not so good at cooking Sunday dinners.
     
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    They cook some most excellent meals.

    Just do not ask what is in it....
     
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    Not afaik? All the ones I've interacted with were the life's (and deaths) of the party.
     
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    I suck at Sunday anything other than sleep and Kung Fu movies.
     
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    Why are you running? Slow down! I can't catch up! All I wanted to do was just say Hail Satan and watch some movies
     
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  8. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    Sorry. I'm a really shy person. But I do love some Kung Fu movies, too.
     
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    Depending on deep this goes.

    @Viker Thank you for your question. If you do not ask question you wont never know. :) Take care.

    Devil worshippers, ~ I have no hands on evidence but my mother considered me a devil worshiper when was younger. // now there is also a further development ~ from younger to older.

    The experience of ones time with cults - sacrificing animals, weird rules to have to abide by, mental abuses, sexual misconduct, ~ in a general sense of from anything of negatives because Devil sometimes in the greek actually means adversary Strong's Greek: 4567. Σατανᾶς (Satanas) -- the adversary, Satan, i.e. the devil
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    The adversary of Light would be Darkness ~ Adversary to light. So taking all of these considerable and probably accounts for real life experiences to happen like stated above.

    Does the devil worship ruins things? That depends on if this person actually commits crimes, or is some guy at the mall with a skull t-shirt on with smudge make up on. Or just talks a bunch of smack.

    Most of the time though darkness does cause a lot of problems in a persons life. Many people may attest to some dark times in their life, even more so if consider the possibilities above in the listed experiences.

    Us as human beings can ruin things, that is for certain.

    ~ On the note of Satanism ; found out it at around the age of 14 while still in high school.

    Thank you for the questions. These are just some of my thoughts on devil worshipers, experiences in life, darkness, our own nature.
     
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    This is in the joke section
     
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    Ah but a joke it was ~ laughs as though a clown running out unto that of a tip of a castle with a handle full of balloons.

    Thank you for that rayoflight ~ jumps out of the window of the castle ~ and gives you a smile and a wink ~ while starting to fly to the moon.
     
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    Try not to let go of the balloons! *gets on a broomstick-I am a witch afterall-and flys away*
     
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    I don't know. I've wondered why. The cookies I made have chocolate, chocolate on top of that, and more chocolate with some bits of cherry and cherry sauce on them. That's not ram's blood. Jerk. More for @RayofLight and I. Awesome for us. Sucks for you.:p
     
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    Yum! Care for some icecream? And no Viker...no children were harmed in the making of the icecream
     
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    Its not clear to me what Satanists are for, but I can say that sometimes a Satanist is the wrong tool for a given task. If its screwing you need, use a screwdriver. If its hammering then use a hammer. If its sataning then you use a satanist (whatever sataning is).
     
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    Ruin things....

    And here we thought it was the feral cat who comes for handouts who was pooping on the porch rug.

    All this time its been the neighborhood Satanists.

    Flee. Yes, they better flee, if they know what's good for them! And they can forget anymore cat food handouts!
     
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    Yay! Less people I have to share cookies with!:D
     
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    Why flee when you could flea?

     
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