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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Thief

Rogue Theologian
from another joke thread......some damn Scot
snuck some haggis into my oatmeal

that explains the trip to the emergency room
and the morphine to shut down the pain

I owe him one
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
from another joke thread......some damn Scot
snuck some haggis into my oatmeal

that explains the trip to the emergency room
and the morphine to shut down the pain

I owe him one

A true morality tail with a sticky end.

A guy i knew as a child became a heavy drug user.

When visiting the dentist he needed an injection before some cavity work. He asked the dentist what's the injection? The dentist replied cocaine. To which my childhood acquaintance, pulling up his sleve responded, 'im me arm mate'

Some time before his dentist visit he had contracted hep c from sharing needles. Over time it badly damaged his liver and caused liver cancer, he died age 39.

Such a shame, he was a very nice, personable guy before the drugs killed him in a very slow death that cost him several jobs, friendships, his family, a marriage and his life.

Haggis has a reputation for funny (dont know why, its quite nice sliced and fried), drugs haven't
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
you will soon be arrested for vandalism

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