Definitive answer on how the dinosaurs died:

[beenherebeforeagain]

I think it went something like this:

God: Look at what I just made! It's cute, friendly, loyal and will bring happiness wherever it goes. I call it "Dog."

Angel: That's great, sir ... there's just one problem.

God: How dare you! This is my perfect creation!

Angel: Oh no, the dog's great. It's just that it can't possibly survive in a world with so many dinosaurs.

God: ...

Angel: Sir?

God: Nuke the damn lizards!

Thus Woofed Zarathustra

 

[Subduction Zone]

Thus Woofed Zarathustra

Sprach Zarathustra, sprach!

Voof!

Guter Junge!

 

[metis]

My theory is that since they ate so much roughage that they probably farted themselves out of existence.

 

[David1967]

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