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Definitive answer on how the dinosaurs died:

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Subduction Zone, May 17, 2019.

  1. Subduction Zone

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    Geoff-Allen Resident megalomaniac

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    I'm becoming a dinosaur and I like pineapple on pizza. So even though the claims are wrong as I'm not extinct yet... I'll check out the link.
     
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    Pizza is stupid food, they deserved it. If they were fish n' chip eaters they'd still be about.
     
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    Just remember, you have been warned.
     
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    And all this time, I thought it was this:

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    Pizza is great. Pineapple is great. But the two of them together, they're just not a good match.

    And why pineapple? If one is going to put a fruit on a pizza, why not grapes or oranges or bananas? Or just get a big can of fruit cocktail and pour it all over the pizza?
     
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    They're basically a hunk of bread smeared with liquefied tomato so fruit is a big part of them.
     
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    Will do!
     
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    Well, it's a little more than just that.

    As for tomato being a fruit, it's both a fruit and a vegetable: Is a Tomato a Fruit or a Vegetable?

     
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    Definitely a fruit and is also the one true God, I belong to a tomato cult.
     
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    You belong to a tomato cult and you don't like pizza?
     
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    Can't eat the sacred fruit!!
     
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    Especially with pineapple on it. :confused:
     
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    This is an old wives' tale.

    The real explanation is that they caught a fatal fungal disease, from the chafing of the skin where the saddles that early man used to ride them were strapped on. This proved highly infectious and spread widely, even infecting freshly laid dinosaur eggs and killing the embryo within.

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    Their hearts stopped.
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Brickjectivity What Does the Fox Say?
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    Humans bred them into modern day chickens. It made them taste better.
     
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    I think it went something like this:

    God: Look at what I just made! It's cute, friendly, loyal and will bring happiness wherever it goes. I call it "Dog."

    Angel: That's great, sir ... there's just one problem.

    God: How dare you! This is my perfect creation!

    Angel: Oh no, the dog's great. It's just that it can't possibly survive in a world with so many dinosaurs.

    God: ...

    Angel: Sir?

    God: Nuke the damn lizards!
     
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