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Deep Religious Questions For The Ages

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Oct 4, 2022.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    If God stubs his toe, does he experience infinite pain?
     
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    dybmh Terminal Optimist

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    Who are we? Where are we? What's for lunch?
     
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    My question is what does a bachelor God do on date night?
     
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  4. The Hammer

    The Hammer Wyrd Wide Web
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    Mother Earth ;)


    (Oh, what not who.)
     
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  5. The Sum of Awe

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    wHy do mEn hAve NipPleS?
     
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    One thing that I've wondered about: Why not have a contest? All the religious deities, prophets, saints, demons - pretty much everyone. They all meet on a big field and have a chess tournament. Or maybe a football game.

    Whoever wins gets to be "god" and we end religious discord forevermore.

    Why don't we do that?
     
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    Because they are delicious.
     
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  8. Vinayaka

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    If God had dyslexia, would she think she was a dog?
     
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    He who shall, so shall he who?
     
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    I'm on day 9 of a 9 day fast.

    These are all very valid questions at the moment.
     
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    That's awesome, congrats. How was it?
     
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    Not bad, really. There are still some things a person can eat(fruits, veggies, milk/yogurt, simply put), so its not total, but its challenging enough. Its part of a religious festival called Navaratri.

    I felt removing the preoccupation with food for the past 9 days forced me to deal with some things I was avoiding, and helped open the way for gratitude. It was a good fast.
     
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    <God stubs his toe>

    "Medammit!"
     
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    Oh yeah they are! Unfortunately I only had two of them and they don't grow back...
     
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    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Sound's like a great format for a video game.

    Could call it Immortal Combat.
     
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    It's been done, but your name is waaaay better. And probably breach of copyright.

    Fight of Gods - Wikipedia
     
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    This is an easy question to answer. It's so simple. God does not have a toe.


    That's what I see. It's very clear!!
     
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    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    But we're made in his image.
    Note...
    On The Simpsons, he's the only character
    with 5 fingers on both hands.
     
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