Debate Someone....Angry Scotsman Style

[Revoltingest]

Feel free to change the topic at any time.

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.
It makes'm more interesting.
What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.

Irishmen are never truly get drunk. That's why they never have any money.

It makes'm more interesting.

You only find them interesting because of their excellent genetic material.

What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

Nobody objects. All I'm saying is you're mistaken.

 

[RestlessSoul]

If it wasn't for alcohol on the one hand, and the Catholic Church on the other, the Irish would have had an empire before the Brits, and you yanks would all be speaking Eiraneach bearlagair. So you could forget phonetic spelling.

 

[Martin]

If it wasn't for alcohol on the one hand, and the Catholic Church on the other, the Irish would have had an empire before the Brits, and you yanks would all be speaking Eiraneach bearlagair. So you could forget phonetic spelling.

But Catholic priests are a fine example to the local community....

 

[AlexanderG]

Feel free to change the topic at any time.

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.
It makes'm more interesting.
What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

Ye better ken that I disagree with whatever you're prattling on about! Now shut ye geggie, you doaty, bawfaced bampot with a face like a skelped erse!

 

[Revoltingest]

Ye better ken that I disagree with whatever you're prattling on about! Now shut ye geggie, you doaty, bawfaced bampot with a face like a skelped erse!

Argh, yer opinion ain't worth a bucket'o warm spittle,
ya mewl'n droo'n, kitten shave'n, royal wave'n, lollygagger!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Feel free to change the topic at any time.

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.
It makes'm more interesting.
What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

I have some Irish heritage in my blood. And for you not liking Irish so much, all I can say is, we sure had a great time last night.

You made me feel confident and made me feel like a woman, your strong hand..... around my PlayStation 4 controller as we played Madden 21.

I gave you such a hard game, the veins literally showed in your hand. Maybe we'll have a rematch later. This time, don't try to cheat.

 

[Revoltingest]

I have some Irish heritage in my blood. And for you not liking Irish so much, all I can say is, we sure had a great time last night.

You made me feel confident and made me feel like a woman, your strong hand..... around my PlayStation 4 controller as we played Madden 21.

I gave you such a hard game, the veins literally showed in your hand. Maybe we'll have a rematch later. This time, don't try to cheat.

Arghch! Hawd yer wheesht!
I dinnae play video gamies, ya fibble love'n chancer!

 

[ChristineM]

Feel free to change the topic at any time.

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.
It makes'm more interesting.
What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

I'll object on health grounds, having had a close family member die from liver cirrhosis caused by long term drink problems.

It's a killer. Although it is entirely up to the drinker to imbibe however much alcohol they want

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll object on health grounds, having had a close family member die from liver cirrhosis caused by long term drink problems.

It's a killer. Although it is entirely up to the drinker to imbibe however much alcohol they want

I have proof that the Irish need booze!

 

[ChristineM]

I have proof that the Irish need booze!

As i said, up to the drinker. But cartoons don't count as proof where life and death ar concerned

 

[Revoltingest]

As i said, up to the drinker. But cartoons don't count as proof where life and death ar concerned

Donnae ever say cartoons ain't proof to a cartoon janitor!
Ya pool clean'n, window screen'n, shoe wear'n, undie
tear'n, eyeball stare'n, French fancy fish fore fin fondler!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Donnae ever say cartoons ain't proof to a cartoon janitor!
Ya pool clean'n, window screen'n, shoe wear'n, undie
tear'n, eyeball stare'n, French fancy fish fore fin fondler!

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in prison.

 

[Viker]

Feel free to change the topic at any time.

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.
It makes'm more interesting.
What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

Spoiler: Foul-mouthed True Scottish Rant

Ya been warned, all of youuu. Especially you. Ya mop pushin broom throttler!

 

[Revoltingest]

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in prison.

It's out on parole, ya beet polisher!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Feel free to change the topic at any time.

I say that it's good that the Irish are drunkards.
It makes'm more interesting.
What crotchelfestering, weasel pestering, turnip licking, puppy kicking,
doily folding, old'n molding, pencil teasing, noisy wheezing fool wants
to object !!!!

You yellow bellied unprodigious son who couldn't handle Ireland so you ran away and became a Scott. Someone so confused you go to war with the Irish against the English and apparently just can't tell the Irish (who are basically you) apart from the English (who are not us but the foreign invaders of our ancestral lands). But it's a good thing you Scotts hate the world and everyone hates you, because it gives you enough hot air in those lungs to power those Highland bagpipes. Here's a hint: wear the kilt like a civilized person and suffer the uncomforts of underwear like a domesticated homo sapien and get even more hot air for those bagpipes.

 

[Revoltingest]

You yellow bellied unprodigious son who couldn't handle Ireland so you ran away and became a Scott. Someone so confused you go to war with the Irish against the English and apparently just can't tell the Irish (who are basically you) apart from the English (who are not us but the foreign invaders of our ancestral lands). But it's a good thing you Scotts hate the world and everyone hates you, because it gives you enough hot air in those lungs to power those Highland bagpipes. Here's a hint: wear the kilt like a civilized person and suffer the uncomforts of underwear like a domesticated homo sapien and get even more hot air for those bagpipes.

Yer mutter wears Spanx soiled by Trump!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Yer mutter wears Spanx soiled by Trump!

You enjoy the occasional Big Mac, but long for the days when you can have one in a Happy Meal - but it's mixed feelings as you realize that, much like Barnacle Boy, you can't eat the whole thing. So you enlist the help of small woodland animals, and I start calling you Snow White. Snow White and the seven dwarves in the basement.

 

[Revoltingest]

You enjoy the occasional Big Mac, but long for the days when you can have one in a Happy Meal - but it's mixed feelings as you realize that, much like Barnacle Boy, you can't eat the whole thing. So you enlist the help of small woodland animals, and I start calling you Snow White. Snow White and the seven dwarves in the basement.

I've never eaten a Big Mac, ya apple lick'n, nose pick'n,
bird watch'n, makeup botch'n, typewriter caresser!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I've never eaten a Big Mac, ya apple lick'n, nose pick'n,
bird watch'n, makeup botch'n, typewriter caresser!

A swirling vortex of darkness appears at a moss-covered terrace and a face appears with a head twisting in the vortex. The face becomes clearer and still to reveal Mephistopheles. Mephistopheles asks a wise mirror named Colombus, "Who's the fairest of them all?" Colombus answers, "Revoltingest." Mephistopheles puts on lip stick and goes out on a blind date to find the fairest. He goes to a McDonald's where you're asleep after a meal of Big Macs. He takes one look, and says, "I'm never being set up on a blind date again!"