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דניאל יוסף בן מאיר הירש
How long does the hill need to be for it to be an issue?
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Dear Revoltingest
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Dear Revoltingist
I am a student at a small Midwestern university and I never thought this could happen to me. I was studying late one night in the library when...Sorry. That is a letter to another column that I have been writing.
What I want to know is what you think this means.
If a woman you know looks you in the eye and says, "We're good. We're friends. But that could change." What does that mean? Is she saying she is interested? What if she says it to you twice?
I am a student at a small Midwestern university and I never thought this could happen to me. I was studying late one night in the library when...Sorry. That is a letter to another column that I have been writing.
What I want to know is what you think this means.
If a woman you know looks you in the eye and says, "We're good. We're friends. But that could change." What does that mean? Is she saying she is interested? What if she says it to you twice?
It depends upon the grade.
Dear @Revoltingest ,
I woke up too early, and I feel like being a jerk today.
Do I need a license, permit, or ought I submit any paperwork anywhere for this?
I woke up too early, and I feel like being a jerk today.
Do I need a license, permit, or ought I submit any paperwork anywhere for this?
Dear Early Riser,
Thank you for sharing your noble ambition with my readers.
Being a jerk also requires training, unless you're one of the
fortunate few with a natural gift. Assuming the latter, you
need no formal acknowledgement to practice your calling.
Sally forth, & let others endure your talent.
Yours truly,
Revoltingest
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Dear @Revoltingest ,
Women find me irresistible and it's a terrible burden. @JustGeorge and @ChristineM keep pestering me for nude photographs of my magnificent frame. How do I let them down gently without hurting their feelings?
Women find me irresistible and it's a terrible burden. @JustGeorge and @ChristineM keep pestering me for nude photographs of my magnificent frame. How do I let them down gently without hurting their feelings?
I think you misunderstand my intention.
We keep getting people breaking into the garage. I'm looking for a way to terrify them, so they never return again.
Dear Jumbo Junk,
Thank you for sharing your burden with my readers.
If you want to discourage requests for boudoir pix,
take a picture of a weisswurst, & photoshop some
genital warts onto it. Send them this to your admiring
fans, & I guarantee the requests will cease.
Yours truly,
Revoltngest.
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I could turn this into a billion dollar business!
Dear @Revoltingest ,
@Revoltingest keeps coming on to me. I've tried telling him I'm 100% straight but he won't take no for an answer. Would your photoshopped weisswurst trick stop his unwanted advances too?
@Revoltingest keeps coming on to me. I've tried telling him I'm 100% straight but he won't take no for an answer. Would your photoshopped weisswurst trick stop his unwanted advances too?
Dear Burdened With Beauty,
You've exceeded your daily advice allotment.
Yours truly,
Revoltingest.
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Dear @Revoltingest, I've noticed that a large number of your countrymen (in which I include women, and several other genders for PC reasons) seem incapable of listening to political pitches and actually understanding what they're being told, and at the same time incapable of discerning truth from lies.
Can you tell me how the nation can possibly hope to do the right thing in the next election, given the apparent impenetrability of so many of your countrymen's skulls?
Can you tell me how the nation can possibly hope to do the right thing in the next election, given the apparent impenetrability of so many of your countrymen's skulls?
Dear Confused in Canuckistan,
Thank you for expressing your concerns for the voting public here.
There's no hope for the upcoming election.
Yours truly,
Revoltingest.
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber
Dear @Revoltingest
I'm having a new problem at light activity work for a few hours with my bad knee hyper extending on occasion and causing such pain I break out into dance repositioning myself and shifting my weight. It really hurts a lot.
Should I cut out that fake knee @Wu Wei has and stick it in my own leg? That should work like swapping out wheel hub bearings on a car, right?
I'm having a new problem at light activity work for a few hours with my bad knee hyper extending on occasion and causing such pain I break out into dance repositioning myself and shifting my weight. It really hurts a lot.
Should I cut out that fake knee @Wu Wei has and stick it in my own leg? That should work like swapping out wheel hub bearings on a car, right?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Sir @Revoltingest, lord high omnipotent king of annoying irritants
How do I get an INCREDIBLY irritating skirt wearing sissy poster, who posts with an OUTRAGEOUS Scottish accent to SHUT HIS DING DANG PIE HOLE?
How do I get an INCREDIBLY irritating skirt wearing sissy poster, who posts with an OUTRAGEOUS Scottish accent to SHUT HIS DING DANG PIE HOLE?
Dear Bad Bearings,
Thank you for sharing your pain with my readers.
Before I can solve your problem, I must ask a question.
Do you wear a knee brace to limit motion?
Yours truly,
Revoltingest
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Dear Vexed In The City,
Thank you for sharing the problem you endure.
Pie holes are best when filled with pie. Make or find
a source for high quality blueberry or blackberry filling
with a high berry count, but low in sugar. Put it in a
crust of Zingerman's quality, & bake until flaky brown.
Then insert pieces of pie into the pie hole.
Revoltingest.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Dear @Revoltingest, fetid king of all filth and greatest misguider of youth
How do you deal with someone who gives out HORRIBLE advice
Dear Seeker Of Wisdom,
You've exceed your daily allotment of advice.
Yours truly,
Revoltingest
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Mr @Revoltingest, oh great prevaricator of truth
Thank you for living up to your own low expectations... I shall try again tomorrow