Dear Revoltingest,
Where do I begin?
First of all, I seem to have a terrible problem with reading and comprehending simple instructions. And, when I do understand the situation, I sometimes have diffculty with motivation.
I'd like to ask more, but I just can't be bothered to right now.
Please help.
Dear reader,
Thank you for writing me, & congratulations for being the first to bask in the grace of my tutelage.
Yours is a 2 parter. I deduce from your first complaint that you are male. Reading instructions is simply not in your nature.
In fact to do so would be an admission of failure in the manliness department, just as would be stopping to ask for directions
when lost. Admit you are a man, & accept that instruction manuals are an anathema. It won't cure the stated problem, but you'll
feel better about yourself. Now, I suggest that you do what I do when confronted with an inscrutable product (eg, the cel
phone)....I have my son figure it out, & then explain it to me. (The young are born knowing such things.)
On to your minimal motivation problem.....I suggest examining all that you do in life. You are doing things, eg, job, avocation,
love, which do not satisfy. No matter the cost, find a job you love, the mate of your dreams, etc. Change can be difficult,
perhaps a change in career or even gender, but ultimately you'll be happier being who you really are. If you're older, then
testosterone replacement therapy could help. See your physician or dealer about that.
