Dealing with the Devil

[Wirey]

So, I can't help but notice the Devil is here. Big shock. Anyway, I was wondering, if it's not too much trouble, if we could get a price list for selling our souls. I mean, mine's pretty much a shriveled up raisin by this point, but still, I'd hate to waste equity. Plus there are a few unsullied ones, like Debate Slayer's, that should fetch top dollar.

 

[Old Scratch]

Yes....intrigued.....listening I am!

 

[Wirey]

Alright, I want t pitch for the Yankees, or have a ten year porn career. Hetero, no goats, no weird stuff. What can I get?

 

[Old Scratch]

Alright, I want t pitch for the Yankees, or have a ten year porn career. Hetero, no goats, no weird stuff. What can I get?

An AMC Pacer with only 20K miles & original paint.
Driven only by a little old lady from Wetaskiwin it was.

 

[Reptillian]

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the devil went down to george - YouTube

 

[Wirey]

An AMC Pacer with only 20K miles & original paint.
Driven only by a little old lady from Wetaskiwin it was.

You may not be aware of this, but the big used car ads here include the jingle "Cars are cheaper in Wetaskiwin". No deal.