Deadly Giant Snail Found in Houston

[Meow Mix]

Yes. This is a real headline.

Deadly giant snail found in Houston - U.S. News

RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIFFFFEEE!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

His name is Gary.

 

[Sha'irullah]

In the words of the great wizard Gandalf the White...

 

[Revoltingest]

Turns out it was a hoax!

 

[Skwim]

Never mind.

 

[Kerr]

Turns out it was a hoax!

Thats a hoax in a hoax. The snails are obviously pretending to be a hoax so that they can eat us when we sleep.

 

[LegionOnomaMoi]

In the words of the great wizard Gandalf the White...

This is sacrilege.It's "fly, you fools".

 

[Meow Mix]

Swords are no more use here!

 

[ChristineES]

One good thing about running from deadly snails is that you really don't have to run all that fast.

 

[Mr Spinkles]

Looks like it was a case of mistaken identity: A case of mistaken identity: Big snail is beneficial, not bad - Houston Chronicle

 

[freethinker44]

One good thing about running from deadly snails is that you really don't have to run all that fast.

Oh but this is no ordinary snail. This is a racing snail.

 

[ChristineES]

Oh but this is no ordinary snail. This is a racing snail.

Oh, no. I had a false sense of security.