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Darth Sidious

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by AT-AT, May 22, 2019.

  1. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member
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    He called up and offered me a job. Something about an apprentice. Should I accept?
     
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    I'd be sure to ask about the benies--rate of pay, overtime provisions, health and life insurance coverage, retirement, productivity incentives, and the like...and pay attention to things like non-compete clauses in case you decide to go to work for the Jedi...
     
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    Truth be told, there's this girl I kind of like who doesn't want me to take the job. But she kind of acts tense around me.

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    Apprenticeship for a Sith Lord can be kinda messy. Sometimes the working interview involves murder. On the other hand, advancement opportunities are usually ongoing. But those also, generally involve murder.

    So I guess the question is, how to do you feel about murder?
     
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    Given that I'm Kylo Ren... It's more likely I'll get hurt in the plot than someone else. Nothing to worry about.
     
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    Enoch07 It's all a sick freaking joke.
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    Just watch out for this hack. He/She/It is not above poisoning your biscuits to get a head.

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    Granddad would never do that to me.
     
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    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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    Granddad was a Player! Ooooooh Yeah!

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    It's a really good point. Cause, being a Sith Lord means, you can actually enjoy the cookies. The Jedi, nah, not so much.
     
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    Agreed
     
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    Bah...you're tricking me now. I know Chewy wasn't involved with the Dark Side.
     
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    Good thing you didn't see what was happening in my house prior to May 2 when the cameras were installed.
     
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