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Dad jokes get informative reacts

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Meow Mix, Jul 29, 2021.

  1. Meow Mix

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    I hereby declare a new policy of giving bad puns informative reacts in the absence of an angry react.

    Join me, brothers, sisters, and folks: we must fight back against these injustices with reacts signifying our displeasure. Now we have a way.
     
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  2. Snow White

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    That's interesting. Usually people use the Optimistic frubalistic for angry reacts.
     
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  3. Estro Felino

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    Really? Omg....
    I love optimistic frubals
     
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  4. Meow Mix

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    Informative react because actually informative as I did not know people did that haha!
     
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    Three men walk into a bar, and they sit down to talk about their everyday challenges as new fathers. The bartender hears them and says, "What is this? Some kind of dad joke?"
     
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  6. Meow Mix

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    How so very INFORMATIVE of you
     
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  7. Meow Mix

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    What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

    Single.
     
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  8. lewisnotmiller

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    Dads don't do lesbian jokes, do they? Maybe I need to broaden my material.
    Maybe I need to work out a lesbian pun that includes Australian animals.

    I mean, sounds like a challenge, if nothing else.
     
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    Most accidents happen within 5 miles of home.
    Stay away from home.
     
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  10. Meow Mix

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    I just feel so INFORMED
     
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  11. Snow White

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    Really? I feel angry

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  13. Snow White

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    I can try harder:

    images (1)~2.jpeg

    Whoops. Still doesn't work.
     
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    Isn't that a wolf, as some wolves for some reason, people call "wolverines"?
     
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    I searched bing images for "angry wolverine animal".
    The internet is infallible.
     
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  17. Snow White

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    Do you believe the internet, or an internet wolverine, on wolverines?
     
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    I never contradict this guy....
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    If you want to tell him he's not a wolverine, be my guest.
     
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  19. Snow White

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    Oh, so now you're going to take a page from the Democrat playbook and play "identity politics"...

    I wish I had thought of that myself.
     
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  20. Meow Mix

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    Ooh I heard a good one today, or yesterday, I don't know, what even is time.

    Damn girl, are you my appendix?

    Because I have no idea what's going on with you but this feeling inside me tells me I need to take you out.
     
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