Cull the Short People Gene

[Brickjectivity]

This is 2018, so lets endeavor to get rid of the short people gene.

Its time that our citizens stop falling into toilets.

Its time to stop short people sneaking sneaking through crowds.

Its time for children to have someone to look up to.

Its time for 2018. Cull the short gene.

 

[Duke_Leto]

I’m below the average height for men in my country. I feel personally attacked.

 

[Rival]

They make good cybermats though.

 

[Audie]

If everyone were more or less my size
(151 cm) there would be a lot more of
everything to go around.

One walmart walrus wears clohes enough
to make three sets for me!

Not that your proposal is serious, but really,
the only disadvantage to small stature like
mine is related to that most adults are a lot
bigger than me.

 

[SalixIncendium]

This is 2018, so lets endeavor to get rid of the short people gene.

Its time that our citizens stop falling into toilets.

Its time to stop short people sneaking sneaking through crowds.

Its time for children to have someone to look up to.

Its time for 2018. Cull the short gene.

Calling people 'short' is now considered politically incorrect.

They are 'vertically challenged.'

 

[BSM1]

This is 2018, so lets endeavor to get rid of the short people gene.

Its time that our citizens stop falling into toilets.

Its time to stop short people sneaking sneaking through crowds.

Its time for children to have someone to look up to.

Its time for 2018. Cull the short gene.

I'm tall when I have to be.

If everyone were more or less my size
(151 cm) there would be a lot more of
everything to go around.

One walmart walrus wears clohes enough
to make three sets for me!

Not that your proposal is serious, but really,
the only disadvantage to small stature like
mine is related to that most adults are a lot
bigger than me.

*hehehehe* she said wlamart walrus *hehehehe*

 

[Audie]

Calling people 'short' is now considered politically incorrect.

They are 'vertically challenged.'

Compared to the dimensionally overindulged?

 

[Audie]

I'm tall when I have to be.





*hehehehe* she said wlamart walrus *hehehehe*

How do you get tall when you need to?

"Walrus" is not original, dont credit me.

 

[crossfire]

This is 2018, so lets endeavor to get rid of the short people gene.

Its time that our citizens stop falling into toilets.

Its time to stop short people sneaking sneaking through crowds.

Its time for children to have someone to look up to.

Its time for 2018. Cull the short gene.

Ooooh! Does this mean I'm excused from being treated like breeding stock? Yay!

Wait...does this mean we start treating tall people like breeding stock? Boo!

 

[Stevicus]

 

[David T]

This is 2018, so lets endeavor to get rid of the short people gene.

Its time that our citizens stop falling into toilets.

Its time to stop short people sneaking sneaking through crowds.

Its time for children to have someone to look up to.

Its time for 2018. Cull the short gene.

Thank god i am 5' 8 1/16 or i would be offended.

 

[BSM1]

How do you get tall when you need to?

"Walrus" is not original, dont credit me.

I hope you never have to find out.
And even though it wasn't original you said the best I've ever heard it.

 

[Erebus]

I try to be pretty progressive in my views on short people. If somebody chooses to be short, then who am I to question their lifestyle?

The only thing I don't like is how they have to rub it in everybody's faces out in public. It's like they've never heard of stilts.

 

[BSM1]

I try to be pretty progressive in my views on short people. If somebody chooses to be short, then who am I to question their lifestyle?

The only thing I don't like is how they have to rub it in everybody's faces out in public. It's like they've never heard of stilts.

You don't know what it's like to walk under a Dutch door and have the whole room laugh at you....

 

[Audie]

You don't know what it's like to walk under a Dutch door and have the whole room laugh at you....

Maybe he will get to find out what a 12 hr flight, economy,
China airlines, is like for the hyperdimensionalized
hormone monsters.

 

[Stanyon]

that would eliminate a whole genre of porn.

 

[Revoltingest]

If everyone were more or less my size
(151 cm) there would be a lot more of
everything to go around.

One walmart walrus wears clohes enough
to make three sets for me!

Not that your proposal is serious, but really,
the only disadvantage to small stature like
mine is related to that most adults are a lot
bigger than me.

Just for you.....

Aw, dang....someone beat me to it.
But it bears repeating.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

beat me to it!

 

[Audie]

that would eliminate a whole genre of porn.

I meant TALL. Ya overmisinterpreting swab!

 

[Revoltingest]

I meant TALL. Ya overmisinterpreting swab!

Rather derivative, but here it goes....