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Crime In Space....It Had To Happen Eventually

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Revoltingest, Aug 24, 2019.

  1. Revoltingest

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    Breaking news!
    Investigation of lesbian identity fraud in outer space...
    NASA investigates claims an astronaut accessed wife's bank account from space | Daily Mail Online

    NASA investigates the first allegation of criminal activity in SPACE: Astronaut is accused of accessing her wife's bank account from the International Space Station during their messy divorce
    • Astronaut Anne McClain was accused of accessing her estranged wife Summer Worden's bank account while she was in space
    • Worden filed an identity theft complaint with the FTC against McClain
    • Her parents also filed a complaint with NASA's Inspector General
    • McClain said that she was just checking up on Worden's finances
    • Worden's parents claim that McClain's actions were part of a custody battle over her son, who she gave birth to a year before the couple were married
     
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  2. Revoltingest

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    Hey, give me some credit for not putting "lesbian" in the thread title.
    I could've made it really click baitie.
     
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  3. Windwalker

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    Why exactly is this "lesbian identity fraud", versus the common term "identity fraud"? Is there a "heterosexual identity fraud" that makes this different somehow? I'm confused.
     
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    Hey, you don't get credit for not doing what you know you aren't supposed to do. :D
     
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  5. Revoltingest

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    Adding "lesbian" makes the issue more exciting.
     
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    Think about it.....
    I usually do what I shouldn't do.
    On the rare occasion I refrain, I should get at least a frubal.
     
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  7. Quagmire

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    That's pretty much universal. :thumbsup:

    (Get it? Space? Universe? . . .)
     
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  8. ChristineM

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    Only to a certain subset of people
     
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    Several subsets will be intrigued by lesbians committing crimes in space....
    - Homophobes
    - Men
    - Lesbians
    - Feminists
    - Men
    - People who come to RF to find anything to quibble over, & proclaim a win.
     
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    *leafs thorough the latest edition of Certain Subset Magazine*
     
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    I figured it was something like that.
     
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    I like how you make the term sound so deliciously & crypticly sinful.
     
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    I wonder what a female mud wrestling match in zero gravity would look like.
     
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    I have a gift. :D
     
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    'tiz still a subset

    Feminists?

    Query? Why are men so hot for lesbians? By definition, they are not in with much chance
     
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    But what sets you apart from lesser gifted folk is your magnanimity in sharing it.
     
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    What guy wants to see another's yankee doodle...other than Columbus?
    Lesbian sex is twice the women of hetero sex.

    Hey, don't complain to me about it.
    I don't make the rules.
    That's just how the universe works.
     
  18. Quagmire

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    It's nice to see somebody appreciating it, because you know, not everybody does.:D
     
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    I think too many men have this fantasy that all they have to do is to show two lesbians a penis and they will suddenly "switch sides". I can understand that it is a fantasy, but I was too much of a realist to get turned on by lesbian porn.
     
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    Philistines.
    Or are they "Philistinoes".
     
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