Constipation and peanut butter cookies

[Wirey]

So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.

 

[Revoltingest]

Shouldn't this topic be in the <Interfaith Discussion> forum?

 

[Wirey]

I’d prefer Exitfaith. I think I sleep-ate a softball!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Shouldn't this topic be in the <Interfaith Discussion> forum?

It should be in the Amish DIR.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I tried one of those cookies Wirey made, and it gave me constipation also.

 

[Phaedrus]

I was constipated once in my early thirties. To this day I still don't know what caused it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I recommend eating some unfamiliar food.
Some possibilities....
- Tuna applesauce vindaloo which has gone bad.
- Fermented okra bean chutney soup.
- Peach possum surprise.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Switch to cottage cheese. It substitutes for peanut butter in most recipes. Actually I'm not sure about that, but you should try it.

 

[Thief]

So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.

that must have been a typo

ready to …..what?

 

[BSM1]

So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.

So let me get this straight; we don't hear from Wirey for what, about six years now, and this is what he's got to say? Well, at least it's not dull...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

So let me get this straight; we don't hear from Wirey for what, about six years now, and this is what he's got to say?

What, you want him to say more on this subject?

 

[Subduction Zone]

You could emulate the constipated mathematician. He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[BSM1]

What, you want him to say more on this subject?

I may have read more into his post than was there, but I think @Revoltingest has implied more than once that Wirey was full of it....just sayin'.

 

[BSM1]

You could emulate the constipated mathematician. He worked it out with a pencil.

Uhhhhh...I was going to mark this as 'funny' but somehow it just didn't fit.....

BTW, a real nerd would have used a slide rule...

 

[Revoltingest]

BTW, a real nerd would have used a slide rule...

Gawd, you're old.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.

You are apparently allergic to peanuts

 

[Subduction Zone]

Uhhhhh...I was going to mark this as 'funny' but somehow it just didn't fit.....

BTW, a real nerd would have used a slide rule...

Now you get a nerdy response. A mathematician would never use a slide rule. But an engineer might.

 

[Jainarayan]

I had back surgery on Mon. Nov. 9, 2015. On Friday the dam finally burst. I never thought anything could feel as good as that.

 

[Audie]

So guess what makes God laugh these days? If I eat peanut butter, my back door gets dead bolted. And two days ago I ate two peanut butter cookies. I look like a pregnant woman who’s ready to pop, and feel worse.

I recommend eating some unfamiliar food.
Some possibilities....
- Tuna applesauce vindaloo which has gone bad.
- Fermented okra bean chutney soup.
- Peach possum surprise.

Eat from street vendors in Bangkok until cured.

Rev, is the surprise that they didnt skin the possum,
or that they did?

 

[Revoltingest]

Rev, is the surprise that they didnt skin the possum,
or that they did?

If I told you, it would spoil the surprise.
Spluh!

But let's just say that durian, chou dofu, &
pemmican are seldom combined in a single dish.