FYI, just don't walk down any dark alleys at night. You might come across a small feisty character who is the master of Tickle Torture and who is carrying a whip. And if you're lucky, she'll only force you to sing "Hungy Like the Wolf" one time before she lets you go.
I'm an expert thumb wrestler and would challenge you to a match any day of the week, buddy! I have to warn you though....I don't drink cheap beer. When you lose, you're going to have to buy me some good stuff. :yes: