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Luke Wolf and I began telling Chuck Norris tales in another thread, and I thought it deserved one of its own!
What do you know about Chuck Norris that you should enlighten the world with? (All of the following are from other sites.)
What do you know about Chuck Norris that you should enlighten the world with? (All of the following are from other sites.)
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
- Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.