Christmas Doubtful as Santa Claus Bailout Looks Unlikely

[lamplighter]

C-SPAN 2 - Santa Claus Bailout Hearings
Bad news boys and girls, looks like Santa Claus aka "Big Red" struggling in today's economy. With mounting production costs, and trouble with elf union Santa may have to declare bankruptcy.

 

[Quagmire]

It's worse than that, I heard Santa's HoHoHomeless.

 

[tumbleweed41]

I heard the Chinese are looking at buying him out.

 

[lamplighter]

Such a shame. I wonder if the Chinese will replace Santa with someone else, and leave him practically homeless anyway?

 

[tumbleweed41]

Such a shame. I wonder if the Chinese will replace Santa with someone else, and leave him practically homeless anyway?

I believe they are waiting for him to die so that a new Santa incarnation can be chosen from among the Chinese children.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

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