Why is God a glory hound?
No, that's not it at all. Let me try to help you work this out.
God's "glory" is synonymous with His "radiance" or "splendor" and I equate it to His - personal happiness.
God enjoys the ultimate state of existence. He is perfect in every conceivable way. He enjoys the ultimate expressions of joy, power and knowledge.
Sounds boring, doesn't it?
I mean, what is a perfect Being who transcends time and space even do? What's the point? What's there to gain if you've done everything already?
Well, God has claimed that His work is to bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of Man.
What does this mean? It means that God, who has achieved everything there is to be achieved, decided to have offspring (Mankind) and decided to dedicate all of His efforts to helping them become as He is.
He wants us to achieve all that He has achieved. He wants us to become perfect, all-knowing and all-powerful - just as He is. A good parent.
This in turn - if it is successful - adds to His glory, or in other words, adds to His personal happiness. What a good parent.
Do you really not understand why children need parents?
If he wants us to be perfect he’s done a pretty crappy job.
No, He has done absolutely everything He can do.
He is not going to force any of His children to do something they don't want to do and that includes being perfect.
The nerve you have claiming that He somehow screwed up while also claiming that He has no authority over you and there is no reason for you to be obedient to His commands!
The path of pride does not lead to perfection. Only following the example set by the Lord Jesus Christ can lead us there.