Bob the Unbeliever
As soon as you show me a squared circle or a pretty tall short man then, we can talk.
Would you also accept a Married Bachelor? How about a Living Dead Guy?
Oooh! I know: A hobbyist club of NOT collecting stamps.
How about the color of pure, distilled water at 70 degrees F? Still no?
Okay, okay-- how about asking which channel a broken television is tuned to?
Hmmm.... what color is Night?
Okay, I give up: Impossible Things are Impossible.
Reminds me of a poem:
One bright morning in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
ask the blind man, he saw it, too.