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VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
loosing your keys and then finding them again
Title: keys
Where the heck are my keys?
I don't know where they are
To knowledge I want to know!
Where are my keys
To opening wisdom untold.
I've looked and searched
In books
Among teachers
But dont have no clue where they are!
Till I looked with
And found that the keys to knowledge is within!
 
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VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Tweaked out Oompa Loompas.:p
Title: Willy wooka
Oompa loompa doompa dee dooo
I got a puzzle for you
What do you get
When you cross a snake skin
With elephant tusk
And decide to dance
To the tune of broken guitars?
I don't know either
But it was sure fun
Oompa loompa doompa dee dooo
 

PureX

Veteran Member
... Like a ball
........ bouncing
..............down
....................stairs.

(a la Ferlinghetti)
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Bacon sandwiches
Title: Christine is hungry
Do I give her food?
I wonder what I should give her?
I have nothing but oranges
Yet she ask for bacon sandwiches
I dont have a sandwich
Whatsoever shall I do?
I tried to give her an orange
But she chucked it at my head.
Said if I dont give her bacon
On sliced bread
I'll end up dead.
So goodbye my dear friends
For all I have is oranges
Someone send @Revoltingest
To take the beast
That is @ChristineM
When she is hungry!
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
The inner darkness that fills one with joy and light.
Title: Good Topic Hammer!
It takes it inner darkness
To kindle the flame within
I run into the darkness of my psych
Through there
I know joy lies
Within the Self
Within chaos
For through pain
I know joy and light exists.
All good things have a darkside
With light there are shadows
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Title: Christine is hungry
Do I give her food?
I wonder what I should give her?
I have nothing but oranges
Yet she ask for bacon sandwiches
I dont have a sandwich
Whatsoever shall I do?
I tried to give her an orange
But she chucked it at my head.
Said if I dont give her bacon
On sliced bread
I'll end up dead.
So goodbye my dear friends
For all I have is oranges
Someone send @Revoltingest
To take the beast
That is @ChristineM
When she is hungry!

I am impressed, there is very little that rhymes with orange, i only know of two words but you worked it out so you wouldn't need them.
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
The Pythagorean Theorem as applied to converting Celsius to Fahrenheit.
title: Hell no
I don't know math
And this person
Name @Daemon Sophic
Want me to
Do Pythagorean Theorem
As its related to conversion
From Celsius to Fahrenheit.
I have dyscalculia
A learning disability in math
Someone please save them
From me
Cuz if they go on and try to make me
Do this word problem
I'll shove this pencil up their nose!
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Sincerity
title: On Masking my Autism

I want to be sincere
But how can I?
When I have no identity
When it's been strip
Away by
Pain.
By being forced to be who Im not.
I had to change everything
To survive.
I had to change my behavior
My body language
My voice
My character
My words
My morals
Everything
To not be hurt.
I had to act normal
So not to be abused
What is sincerity
When you have to relearn everything?
 

VoidCat

Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Next week Mr Van & I go to
an engine show for fun fun fun!
title: engine show
Look at Revoltingest!
Happy as can be
With his van
Going to an engine show.
Watch him fan himself over
Some exhaust valves and pipes.
He's bound to get jealous
Of the other folks at the show.
But he's having fun.


Sorry not too good. I don't know much about engines else it'd be better.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
title: engine show
Look at Revoltingest!
Happy as can be
With his van
Going to an engine show.
Watch him fan himself over
Some exhaust valves and pipes.
He's bound to get jealous
Of the other folks at the show.
But he's having fun.


Sorry not too good. I don't know much about engines else it'd be better.
I think it's just dandy for free from poetry.
I'm a slave to limericks, but I don't hold
others to the form.
 
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