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CDC warns of aggressive rodents, rise in sightings

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Stevicus, May 24, 2020.

  1. Stevicus

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    CDC Warns Of 'Aggressive' Rodents, Rise In Sightings Amid COVID-19 Pandemic

    As if we don't have enough to worry about. Now the rats are coming to get us.

    Apart from the aggressive rats, another thing I learned from this article is that rats have been depending on restaurants for their food supply for generations. Now that the restaurants have been closed, the rats are desperately trying to find alternate sources of food.

    The solution is obvious: Cats.
     
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  2. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue The gentle embrace of twilight has become my guide

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    Oh dont worry. They're just hyper-partisan politicians.
     
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  3. Stevicus

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    I remember the movie Willard about a weird guy who trained swarms of rats to go after his enemies, but then the rats turned on him. Those dirty rats.
     
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    That's the funniest joke I've seen all day and then some.
     
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