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Cats and dogs

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Viker, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    They do give out orders.

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  2. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte FĂ©ministe

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    We don't deserve dogs, they're too good. Son of Sam must have misinterpreted
     
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  3. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    I don't think Sam (a Doberman I think) ordered him to kill. It's more likely his constant barking pushed Dave over the edge. But Nub does sort of bark out orders. He's clearly an alpha male. :p

    My cat on the other hand....
     
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  4. Secret Chief

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    Is this thread available with a brief explanation?
     
  5. Meow Mix

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    Son of Sam was a serial killer that believed he took orders from his dog to murdilate people.
     
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    No.
     
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  7. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    Stems from the cat vs. dog people thread. I swear my animals try to order me around, they succeed most of the time. :p
     
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    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    It has been calculated that 1.5% of global forum topics are about :cat: vs :dog:
     
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    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    Only 1.5%? What is wrong with the world today?
     
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    They don't spend enough time in Menard's.
     
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    I don't suppose you'll be explaining this one either. Tim Berners-Lee must wonder why he bothered.
     
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    Menard's is a hardware store that gives you an 11% rebate on your tithes.
     
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  13. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    And which may or may not be real depending if you believe @Revoltingest or @Wu Wei

    The argument about that goes on in the 'random & meaningless' thread and constitutes way more than dog vs cat debates. Anyway dog vs cat is a false debate - the answer is both. But dogs are better.
     
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    Better for whom?
    Dogs are just too needy.
    And you've never brought me chipmunk heads.
     
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    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    A purring cat on your chest will put you to sleep.

    Dogs might be needy but hard work is also there to get needs met.
     
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