Captain Picard and Gandalf the Gray Wipe Out All Homophobic Arguments With A Single Kiss!

[Revoltingest]

Or wrinkly old women.

Oh.
Hmm.
Aye.
Ew.

 

[Revoltingest]

That’s not very fair. Picard can recite Shakespearean poetry. Surely he could bag Gandalf at the very least.

But his touchie feelie ways wouldn't appeal to Gandalf.
He'd likely go for a Klingon.

 

[Wu Wei]

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Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart kiss, McKellen ‘proposes’ at ‘Star Trek: Picard’ premiere

These two guys are wicked cool!

That is a old picture....one is gay...one isn't..... I leave it to others to figure out who is who

 

[Galateasdream]

Because I am a bit of a nerd, and used to have a long white beard I was sometimes nicknamed Gandalf by young people at work.

When I started wearing make up at work it got changed (in a nice way) to Gandalf the Gay.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

But his touchie feelie ways wouldn't appeal to Gandalf.
He'd likely go for a Klingon.

I could see Picard with a Jem'Hadar. Because of the shared respect for duty.

 

[SomeRandom]

But his touchie feelie ways wouldn't appeal to Gandalf.
He'd likely go for a Klingon.

Please. Gandalf is clearly a stoner. Didn’t you hear Saruman scold him for being blinded by his love of the halflings leaf?
He’d totally be won over by Picard’s touchie feelings.

 

[columbus]

Oh.
Hmm.
Aye.
Ew.

Is that the cool kids new slang for " O HAE!" ?
Tom

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Is that the cool kids new slang for " O HAE!" ?
Tom

I wondered about this myself. It's not Klingon. No Revoltistanian to English translator on Google either.

 

[columbus]

That is a old picture....one is gay...one isn't..... I leave it to others to figure out who is who

That's too much work to figure out.

Let's just indulge in idle speculation based on fictional character portrayals, clothing styles, and unsupported rumors.

That'll be way more fun.
Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

I could see Picard with a Jem'Hadar. Because of the shared respect for duty.

No....that would be to mix different series.

 

[Revoltingest]

Please. Gandalf is clearly a stoner. Didn’t you hear Saruman scold him for being blinded by his love of the halflings leaf?
He’d totally be won over by Picard’s touchie feelings.

His affection for the Halflings is platonic though.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I wouldn't kiss either of them without significant remuneration.

 

[Subduction Zone]

@Revoltingest
Here, I'll throw you a bone just to keep you on the pro-gay side

Well if we are getting kinky here:

Don't ask me about the dog.

 

[Revoltingest]

Is that the cool kids new slang for " O HAE!" ?
Tom

I don't know.
The cool kids throw rocks at me.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

No....that would be to mix different series.

Inter-species OK. But no inter-series relationships? What about Worf and JDax?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Well if we are getting kinky here:

Don't ask me about the dog.

Trust me. I wont.

 

[Revoltingest]

Inter-species OK. But no inter-series relationships? What about Worf and JDax?

An abomination.
STDS9 was the inferior incarnation.

 

[columbus]

I don't know.
The cool kids throw rocks at me.

That wasn't me!
Tom

 

[columbus]

That wasn't me!
Tom

And nobody saw me.
And besides, you can't prove anything...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

An abomination.
STDS9 was the inferior incarnation.

STDS9? Isn't that the focus of a Borg public health campaign about the Dominion?