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Canibalsim: Pass me that piece of a**

Discussion in 'General Debates' started by Cynic, Sep 22, 2006.

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Would you? (Public Poll)

Poll closed Sep 27, 2006.
  1. Of course, and I'll bring a bottle of tabasco sauce just in case.

    15.4%
  2. I think I'd probable do it... Fry some bacon from some dude's elbow.

    11.5%
  3. I'm not sure. I'd have to be in that situation to form a conclusion.

    46.2%
  4. No, I couldn't imagine myself doing this. It's revolting

    26.9%
  1. Cynic

    Cynic Well-Known Member

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    Usually it occurs when people are pushed to the brink of death, they do it to survive.
    Would you do it as a last resort?
     
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  2. ayani

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    can't say yes, can't say no.

    would i eat part of a body to survive? dang, i guess i might. i hear we taste like pork.
     
  3. universal_brother

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    PORK!! I cant eat pork! :no:

    :run:
     
  4. Quoth The Raven

    Quoth The Raven Half Arsed Muse

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    We only taste like pork, we aren't actually pork. This way you get the joy of crackling without actually having to roast a pig.
    Works out beautifully, as far as I can see.;)
     
  5. dawny0826

    dawny0826 Mother Heathen

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    Yeah, I would. It would be an absolute last resort effort though and they'd have to be dead. (Is that still cannibalism?)

    As sick as it sounds, I'm one who would probably take a bite out of my own arm before I'd eat chomp on anyone else.
     
  6. Ciscokid

    Ciscokid Well-Known Member

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    Well if I'm going to eat a human, make it Brittany Murphy.
     
  7. Buttercup

    Buttercup Veteran Member

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    Only if it were Brad Pitt....otherwise, no way.
     
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    Sure I would if I didn't like the person that I was with.

    Otherwise, I'd rather be the person who was eaten.
     
  9. Ciscokid

    Ciscokid Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on....what about Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom....Ted Kennedy...
     
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  11. dawny0826

    dawny0826 Mother Heathen

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    :biglaugh: I'm going to pee...
     
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  12. Neale

    Neale Debonaire Rationale

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    Under the circumstances, I would eat their liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Cianti.
     
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  13. mostly harmless

    mostly harmless Endlessly amused

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    Now that I think about it...its kinda hard to say....:eek::eat::biglaugh:
     
  14. exgirlfriend

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    I find it really gross to think about, but if I was ever in that sort of situation, I really don't know what I would do. I would like to think that I wouldn't, but if it was my oly way to survive... I don't know. Maybe.
     
  15. Cynic

    Cynic Well-Known Member

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    Grilled and saltaid Brad Pitt Patties?

    :no:
     
  16. Ðanisty

    Ðanisty Well-Known Member

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    Of course I would if my survival depended on it. I wouldnt' go out of my way to kill someone and eat them even if we were in a desperate situation, but if they die before me, they're just going to have to deal with it. On the same token, if I die first, I expect people to eat me.
     
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    Bangbang Active Member

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    I would love the cracklins and hot sauce. Rendered fat with skins attached. Yummy:drool:
     
  18. Flappycat

    Flappycat Well-Known Member

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    Eat it anyway. I've never met a Muslim who took that rule seriously.
     
  19. universal_brother

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    If I start eating pork, I would be in disagreement with Islam's teachings.
    If I dont follow Islam's teachings, I cease to be a Muslim, even if I call myself a Muslim.

    Had I followed your advice:-
    Do you taste like PORK Flappycat? :drool: :eat:
     
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