Canibalsim: Pass me that piece of a**

[Cynic]

Usually it occurs when people are pushed to the brink of death, they do it to survive.
Would you do it as a last resort?

 

[ayani]

can't say yes, can't say no.

would i eat part of a body to survive? dang, i guess i might. i hear we taste like pork.

 

[universal_brother]

can't say yes, can't say no.

would i eat part of a body to survive? dang, i guess i might. i hear we taste like pork.

PORK!! I cant eat pork! :no:

:run:

 

[Quoth The Raven]

PORK!! I cant eat pork! :no:

:run:

We only taste like pork, we aren't actually pork. This way you get the joy of crackling without actually having to roast a pig.
Works out beautifully, as far as I can see.

 

[dawny0826]

Usually it occurs when people are pushed to the brink of death, they do it to survive.
Would you do it as a last resort?

Yeah, I would. It would be an absolute last resort effort though and they'd have to be dead. (Is that still cannibalism?)

As sick as it sounds, I'm one who would probably take a bite out of my own arm before I'd eat chomp on anyone else.

 

[Ciscokid]

Well if I'm going to eat a human, make it Brittany Murphy.

 

[Buttercup]

Well if I'm going to eat a human, make it Brittany Murphy.

Only if it were Brad Pitt....otherwise, no way.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Usually it occurs when people are pushed to the brink of death, they do it to survive.
Would you do it as a last resort?

Sure I would if I didn't like the person that I was with.

Otherwise, I'd rather be the person who was eaten.

 

[Ciscokid]

Only if it were Brad Pitt....otherwise, no way.

Oh come on....what about Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom....Ted Kennedy...

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Arise, Angellous, kill and eat.

:tribal::tribal2::tribal:

Pat Robertson run for the hills!!

 

[dawny0826]

Arise, Angellous, kill and eat.

:tribal::tribal2::tribal:

Pat Robertson run for the hills!!

:biglaugh: I'm going to pee...

 

[Neale]

Under the circumstances, I would eat their liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Cianti.

 

[mostly harmless]

Now that I think about it...its kinda hard to say....:eat::biglaugh:

 

[exgirlfriend]

I find it really gross to think about, but if I was ever in that sort of situation, I really don't know what I would do. I would like to think that I wouldn't, but if it was my oly way to survive... I don't know. Maybe.

 

[Cynic]

Only if it were Brad Pitt....otherwise, no way.

Grilled and saltaid Brad Pitt Patties?

:no:

 

[Ðanisty]

Of course I would if my survival depended on it. I wouldnt' go out of my way to kill someone and eat them even if we were in a desperate situation, but if they die before me, they're just going to have to deal with it. On the same token, if I die first, I expect people to eat me.

 

[Bangbang]

I would love the cracklins and hot sauce. Rendered fat with skins attached. Yummy:drool:

 

[Flappycat]

PORK!! I cant eat pork! :no:

:run:

Eat it anyway. I've never met a Muslim who took that rule seriously.

 

[universal_brother]

Eat it anyway. I've never met a Muslim who took that rule seriously.

If I start eating pork, I would be in disagreement with Islam's teachings.
If I dont follow Islam's teachings, I cease to be a Muslim, even if I call myself a Muslim.

Had I followed your advice:-
Do you taste like PORK Flappycat? :drool: :eat: