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Can God Create A Rock Star With Too Much Heavy Metal For Him To Lift?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Sunstone, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. Sunstone

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    Well, can he?
     
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  2. Escéptico

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    Years of fried food and quadruple whiskies made John Bonham expand into an immense rock star before imploding into a black hole even denser than some of his fans.
     
  3. ChristineES

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    That is what God created Ozzy Osbourne for. If he can't lift heavy metal, who can?
     
  4. whereismynotecard

    whereismynotecard Treasure Hunter

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    What?? I don't know what we are trying to figure out here... Eeehh... I think I need to go to sleep now.
     
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