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Calling All RF Trolls

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by SalixIncendium, Sep 7, 2019.

  1. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium सच्चितानन्द
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    Step up and be banned noticed admonished noticed recognized rewarded for your cause!!
     
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  2. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium सच्चितानन्द
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    Be forewarned...

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  3. crossfire

    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    Cleaning out the drain traps can be messy, stinky, gross, and disgusting. Be sure you have adequate safety equipment. I think we might have some elbow-length purple paisley rubber gloves left over from years ago when the feminists cleaned out a rather messy trap.
     
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  4. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Isn't the first rule of Troll Club that you never talk about Troll Club?
     
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  5. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium सच्चितानन्द
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    Oops.:persevere:
     
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    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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  7. Enoch07

    Enoch07 It's all a sick freaking joke.
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    Is this where we sign up for free lessons?
     
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  9. Flame

    Flame Heretic Astartes

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    Taz'Dingo!!!

    Wait.. wrong troll. :oops:
     
  10. Stevicus

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    Luckily, I haven't had to deal with trolls for several years. We don't really have any troll bridges or troll roads around here. But when I've traveled to other areas of the country, there are troll bridges. The trolls usually hide in booths.

    It actually looks like it would be a rather tedious, boring job.
     
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  11. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    A "troll" is any Michigander who lives below the Mackinaw Bridge.
    I'm guilty as charged.
    Still better than being a Yooper.
     
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    You deleted ‘noticed’ twice. Does that count?
     
  13. icehorse

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    The lines form in the other person's DIR.
     
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    Careful there - my Mom lives half a mile from the U.P. and they've made her an honorary member.
     
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    I do not think that is really that funny, given there ARE some trolls around here as of late, and I had to report a couple. Maybe they do not meet the strict definition of what a troll is, but they were completely disrespectful, hurling personal insults at me and other posters, calling us liars.
     
  16. sun rise

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    Here's a lesson from the internet in the year 2000. rec.pets.dogs.behavior and if you don't know what that means, then you're troll bait.

    From: [email protected]
    Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
    Subject: OT: Trolling Dogbutt
    Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 20:22:24 GMT

    Just wanted to thank Dogbutt for a free beer. I bet a friend I could get him to respond to every post I made about him, and Dogbutt responded very nicely. In response to losing a beer my friend sent me this to post for you Dogbutt.

    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

    You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know."

    Anyway.....thanks again Dogbutt. Yes, you can take comfort in that, having won my beer I am outta here. Go pee yourself with joy. I know, good riddance and all that blah blah blah. You were toooo easy Dogbutt. TROLL TROLL TROLL BOZO BOZO BOZO **** EATING DOG **** EATING DOG. There I sed it for you.
    Oh, good luck Jerry Howe. Keep up the good work!
    Later..........
    MArtog
     
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  17. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    What a fun use of the term "honorary".
    No one would want to really be "son of a Yooper".
     
  18. SalixIncendium

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    Are you a liar? If you don't perceive yourself as such, what does it matter to you what another person thinks?

    In my experience, people tend to criticize others for what they dislike in themselves. :shrug:
     
  19. icehorse

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    You're forgetting "yooper pride" - they want to split off and make their own state... "Superior" !
     
  20. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Just another day on RF.
    Welcome to the club.

    This brings to mind some thoughts about moderation,
    but alas, they must remain unspoken thoughts.
    One thing I can say though...I see a few staffers
    who should set better examples than they do.
    Note: Salix is a good one....so far.
     
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