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Blue Shift

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by The Hammer, May 16, 2021.

  1. The Hammer

    The Hammer Hrafnúlfh
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  2. SigurdReginson

    SigurdReginson Grēne Mann
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    If green means go, blue means "Gotta go fast!!1"

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  3. MatthewA

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    Team Rocket, prepare to engage the targets. Roger 381. cme887gmgsa11.jpg
     
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  5. Mestemia

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    I have no idea what others think.
    But personally, I need to know what dangers roads face in order to determine how to make them safe.
     
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    At that speed, you'd be going 31,668 miles per second. The circumference of the Earth is 24,901 miles. You'd probably go hurdling into space, and therefore outside of the jurisdiction of any traffic cops.
     
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  7. lewisnotmiller

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    Heh. If he can go that fast, it wouldn't become road safety. It would become 'interstellar slingshot' safety.
    [email protected] beat me to the punch.
     
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  8. The Hammer

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    The safer the better imo. But they need to fix the potholes near my house first.i think.
     
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  9. SigurdReginson

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    I hear some roads go through big cities where just trying to get by means highway robbery...
     
  10. Mestemia

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    That seems to be an extreme.
    I mean, to get road knapped must be a trying experience.
     
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  11. Shadow Wolf

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    No, that's just how America shows Russia it we don't need a super highway connecting the world. We'll just drive so fast we'll be able to pray to Jesus and believe he lets our cars walk on water.
     
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  12. SigurdReginson

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    Not really. They usually drug em first so they can't remember anything. It's all just one big road trip. :D
     
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    Are you referring to speed traps? They're reputed to be more in rural areas and small towns, although similar practices might still be employed in the larger cities.

    That's why it's a good idea to check the traffic laws wherever you travel, as well as be aware of the speed limit, since those can fluctuate at any time.

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  14. SigurdReginson

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    True! Once you figure out the rules of the road, it's easy street from there on. :D
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    The mayor of Naples once said

    Green means go
    Red means go with caution
     
  16. Viker

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    Green means go.
    Yellow means proceed with urgency.
    Red means floor it, it's probably too late to stop.
    Blue means IDKWTHTLDRFTWYOLO.
     
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    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    I came to a stop sign and next to was a no stopping any time sign. I love Louisville.
     
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    I like the "YOLO" tacked onto the end of that keyboard mashing session... I feel like it's the last thing people say before their only lived once life ends. :D
     
  19. Mestemia

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    you mean like:

    Challenge Accepted
    Here, hold my beer
    Hey y'all, watch this​
     
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  20. SigurdReginson

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    Exactly!
     
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