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Blood Matzah

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Rival, Jul 29, 2021.

  1. Rival

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    'Matzah' is what my phone suggested after I typed 'blood'.

    I promise I don't know either.
     
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    Here's a tip for you autocorrect: I never, ever intend to say duck.
     
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  3. Jayhawker Soule

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    What I don't know is why some found the post funny.
     
  4. SalixIncendium

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    Sense of humor, possibly?
     
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    I'd much rather see a sense of history.
     
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    Because it's a parody of a parody thread.
     
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    Live, laugh, love.
     
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  8. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    It's a bloody morning. With bloody parodies. Bloody sugary sexy magic parodies.
     
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  9. Rival

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    Tum, others and I used to make such jokes all the time and they never bothered him or them, so it wasn't in my head that it might be too bothersome. I'm sorry you found it in poor taste.
     
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    Actually 'blood matzah' is an anti-Semitic slur, which was my first thought on seeing the thread title.
     
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  11. Rival

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    As I said, the fact that other Jews on RF used to make jokes about it led me to do it myself.

    I obviously hadn't set out to offend anyone.
     
  12. Jedster

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    I know you didn't. I just assumed that most people here never knew about it.
    It just brought back bad memories for me.

    Anyway, no offense taken.
     
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    Thanks for the apology, but I don't believe I said anything about finding it in bad taste. I didn't.
     
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  14. SalixIncendium

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    I didn't read that much into it. I laughed at the thread title progression in the widget.
     
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    What's a widget? Can I have one?
     
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    I had to look it up. I'd only ever heard of blood libel.

    Kind of killed the humor mood, the title coming from complete randomness.
     
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    The little box that has new threads listed at the right side of the screen in landscape mode or toward the bottom of the page in portrait mode.
     
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    Sorry, I don't give them out to people unless I know them real well.
     
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    @SalixIncendium told me the secret.
    I'm gonna get new glasses.
     
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    I thought about making a thread with the title "BLOOD-BLOOD".

    My better judgement said no. But let it never be said I don't know the art of being annoying.
     
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