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Birds and the bees

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by KAT-KAT, Sep 30, 2020.

  1. KAT-KAT

    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member

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    Most of you have heard the birds and the bees talk. But have you heard about the trilogy told by the Aussies?

    Book 1: How to pull back the passenger seat between dingo attacks.

    Book 2: Sucking the venom from a bite counts as foreplay.

    Book 3: No worries, mate, she'll be right.
     
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  2. Valjean

    Valjean Veteran Member
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    How does pulling back the passenger seat help in dingo attacks?
    I should think rolling up the windows would be more effective.
     
  3. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    Ha...reminds me of a joke.

    Q : What's an Australians idea of foreplay?

    A: Hey, are you awake?


    Q : What's a Tasmanian's idea of foreplay?

    A: Hey, are you awake, mum?
     
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  4. stvdv

    stvdv Well-Known Member

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    The Dingo attacks are fore-play and after-play
     
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