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Birds and the bees

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Most of you have heard the birds and the bees talk. But have you heard about the trilogy told by the Aussies?

Book 1: How to pull back the passenger seat between dingo attacks.

Book 2: Sucking the venom from a bite counts as foreplay.

Book 3: No worries, mate, she'll be right.
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
How does pulling back the passenger seat help in dingo attacks?
I should think rolling up the windows would be more effective.
 

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
Most of you have heard the birds and the bees talk. But have you heard about the trilogy told by the Aussies?

Book 1: How to pull back the passenger seat between dingo attacks.

Book 2: Sucking the venom from a bite counts as foreplay.

Book 3: No worries, mate, she'll be right.

Ha...reminds me of a joke.

Q : What's an Australians idea of foreplay?

A: Hey, are you awake?


Q : What's a Tasmanian's idea of foreplay?

A: Hey, are you awake, mum?
 
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