Kooky
Freedom from Sanity
It always cracks me up when people argue that capitalist businesses are these selfless operations that hire people out of the good of their hearts, and not because there is literally no other way to get the job done. If capitalist businesses could buy machines to do the same jobs as people do these days, they would - and that has been in fact their goal since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution. People being employed is a fortunate side effect of capitalism, but never an actual goal that any capitalist would be working towards. In capitalist societies, substantial unemployment is a feature, not a bug in the system.