I agree. It's time he pulls off the mask and levels with the American people about what has been going on. As a member of the new ruling class, I know that knowing this is going on will do all you victims suckers "people" no good whatseoever. It's too late. You are all doomed DOOMED DOOMED
Biden should go Dark Brandon in State of the Union speech: 'America is SUPER WOKE, tbh'
A State of the Union address to the Fox News crowd
Mister Speaker, Madam Vice President, and our first lady and second gentleman, members of Congress and the Cabinet, justices of the Supreme Court, ghosts of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin and members of the cannibalistic global cabal that I lead: Good evening. You all look delicious.
On this night, I’ve come to report to you that the State of the Union is … WOKE AS (EXPLETIVE)!
That’s right, in the past year, we have made great progress on our mission to transform America into a genderless, vegan nation grounded in socialism and a firm belief that there is no god.
At the direction of my supervisors, Barack Obama and George Soros, my administration has taken steps to mandate that every sporting event halftime show feature drag queens – sorry about the Super Bowl gig, Rihanna – and meat will be outlawed by no later than March of this year, along with gas stoves and guns.
As you can see, I’m reading tonight’s speech from a laptop computer. This one belongs to my son, Hunter Biden, and it does, in fact, contain a large file labeled “Biden Crime Family Dirty Dealings.” I’m sure you’d love to get your hands on it, but you can’t, because it’s where I keep my plan to ban Christmas and make religion illegal.
(Pause for a full two minutes, staring blankly into space.)
Where am I? Are my pancakes here yet?
Whoops. Sorry, sometimes I go a little blank for a spell. It’s just the ol’ dementia acting up. Nothing the blood of a few young conservatives who were victims of “cancel culture” can’t fix.
(Take sip from glass of red liquid.)
Anyhoo, next month I’ll be dissolving the military because I hate America. Oh, and that Chinese spy balloon that was floating across the country over the weekend? That actually belonged to Bill Gates. He was using it to activate the chips he implanted in everyone via the COVID-19 vaccine.
Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing as you’re being enslaved and forced to work the soy fields.
Hail Satan!
BIDEN OUT!
Biden should go Dark Brandon in State of the Union speech: 'America is SUPER WOKE, tbh'
A State of the Union address to the Fox News crowd
Mister Speaker, Madam Vice President, and our first lady and second gentleman, members of Congress and the Cabinet, justices of the Supreme Court, ghosts of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin and members of the cannibalistic global cabal that I lead: Good evening. You all look delicious.
On this night, I’ve come to report to you that the State of the Union is … WOKE AS (EXPLETIVE)!
That’s right, in the past year, we have made great progress on our mission to transform America into a genderless, vegan nation grounded in socialism and a firm belief that there is no god.
At the direction of my supervisors, Barack Obama and George Soros, my administration has taken steps to mandate that every sporting event halftime show feature drag queens – sorry about the Super Bowl gig, Rihanna – and meat will be outlawed by no later than March of this year, along with gas stoves and guns.
As you can see, I’m reading tonight’s speech from a laptop computer. This one belongs to my son, Hunter Biden, and it does, in fact, contain a large file labeled “Biden Crime Family Dirty Dealings.” I’m sure you’d love to get your hands on it, but you can’t, because it’s where I keep my plan to ban Christmas and make religion illegal.
(Pause for a full two minutes, staring blankly into space.)
Where am I? Are my pancakes here yet?
Whoops. Sorry, sometimes I go a little blank for a spell. It’s just the ol’ dementia acting up. Nothing the blood of a few young conservatives who were victims of “cancel culture” can’t fix.
(Take sip from glass of red liquid.)
Anyhoo, next month I’ll be dissolving the military because I hate America. Oh, and that Chinese spy balloon that was floating across the country over the weekend? That actually belonged to Bill Gates. He was using it to activate the chips he implanted in everyone via the COVID-19 vaccine.
Don’t worry, you won’t feel a thing as you’re being enslaved and forced to work the soy fields.
Hail Satan!
BIDEN OUT!
