"Beto" O'Rourke's Filthy Habits are Unbecoming of a Leader

[Salvador]

After Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke's defeat to Ted Cruz in last year's Texas Senate race, he ate dirt from New Mexico. He also has allegedly pranked his wife by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado. Now, he is campaigning on top of counters and tables in restaurants where food is served. In addition to his criminal record of driving while intoxicated and burglary, this guy's filthy behavior is abnormal, which would make him mentally unfit to be the President of the United States.

 

[lukethethird]

Poop in a bowl? He sounds perfect for the job.

 

[Revoltingest]

After Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke's defeat to Ted Cruz in last year's Texas Senate race, he ate dirt from New Mexico. He also has allegedly pranked his wife by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado. Now, he is campaigning on top of counters and tables in restaurants where food is served. In addition to his criminal record of driving while intoxicated and burglary, this guy's filthy behavior is abnormal, which would make him mentally unfit to be the President of the United States.

I've seen worse.

 

[Father Heathen]

Now hold on. You said morals and ethics didn't matter to you when it came to Trump's misdeeds and poor behavior, so you don't get to pretend that you suddenly care about them when it comes to his opponents'. You don't get to have it both ways, son.

That said, no, this guy isn't fit to be president, but neither is Trump for the same reasons.

 

[Subduction Zone]

After Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke's defeat to Ted Cruz in last year's Texas Senate race, he ate dirt from New Mexico. He also has allegedly pranked his wife by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado. Now, he is campaigning on top of counters and tables in restaurants where food is served. In addition to his criminal record of driving while intoxicated and burglary, this guy's filthy behavior is abnormal, which would make him mentally unfit to be the President of the United States.

Tell me, what do you think that "burglary" is? You may be guilty of this crime without even knowing it.

 

[Stevicus]

After Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke's defeat to Ted Cruz in last year's Texas Senate race, he ate dirt from New Mexico.

Like...real dirt? But why New Mexico? Texas dirt wasn't good enough for him? No wonder he lost, if he's going to insult his own state by eating the dirt of another state.

He also has allegedly pranked his wife by putting baby poop in a bowl and telling her that it was avocado.

Yeah, that's pretty disgusting, although it's symbolic of what happens every election day. People think they're voting for an avocado, but invariably end up with poop in a bowl.

Now, he is campaigning on top of counters and tables in restaurants where food is served.

Well, I hope he's not putting any poop in bowls at restaurants. That would be taking the prank too far.

What is he actually doing on top of counters and tables anyway? Dancing?

In addition to his criminal record of driving while intoxicated and burglary, this guy's filthy behavior is abnormal, which would make him mentally unfit to be the President of the United States.

I've known a few guys who got DUIs, and while they paid for their crime and realize that they did wrong, I wouldn't say that, in and of itself, makes one "filthy." Although I have a somewhat personal aversion to burglars (having been burglarized myself), so I would agree that that breaks the threshold of "filthy."

 

[fantome profane]

 

[Subduction Zone]

Like...real dirt? But why New Mexico? Texas dirt wasn't good enough for him? No wonder he lost, if he's going to insult his own state by eating the dirt of another state.



Yeah, that's pretty disgusting, although it's symbolic of what happens every election day. People think they're voting for an avocado, but invariably end up with poop in a bowl.



Well, I hope he's not putting any poop in bowls at restaurants. That would be taking the prank too far.

What is he actually doing on top of counters and tables anyway? Dancing?



I've known a few guys who got DUIs, and while they paid for their crime and realize that they did wrong, I wouldn't say that, in and of itself, makes one "filthy." Although I have a somewhat personal aversion to burglars (having been burglarized myself), so I would agree that that breaks the threshold of "filthy."

If you read about his "burglary" you might see that it was not that big of a thing. Too many people think of burglary as robbery. That is not necessarily the case. Illegal entry alone can be "burglary". He was caught where he was not supposed to go. The charges against him were dropped. That indicates it was not that big of a deal.

 

[columbus]

In addition to his criminal record of driving while intoxicated and burglary, this guy's filthy behavior is abnormal, which would make him mentally unfit to be the President of the United States.

Do you really fail to grasp the hypocrisy of a Trump supporter trying to claim some sort of moral high ground?
Tom

 

[Salvador]

I've seen worse.

I suppose there are worse bio-hazardous material most anybody could play around with than his own offspring's poop; but I'm unaware of anybody wanting to be seriously considered as our next U.S. President having played around with any such bio-hazardous material.

 

[Salvador]

Now hold on. You said morals and ethics didn't matter to you when it came to Trump's misdeeds and poor behavior, so you don't get to pretend that you suddenly care about them when it comes to his opponents'. You don't get to have it both ways, son.

That said, no, this guy isn't fit to be president, but neither is Trump for the same reasons.

Perhaps we can at least agree that we shouldn't have some filthy Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino as our next U.S. President?

 

[sun rise]

Thank you for making Beto more attractive to me. I don't think he's going to be the nominee, but the more he's attacked in this manner, the more I support him.

 

[Salvador]

Do you really fail to grasp the hypocrisy of a Trump supporter trying to claim some sort of moral high ground?
Tom

The POTUS deals with lots of V.I.P.s; we don't need him to be some filthy, Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino whom nobody takes seriously.

 

[Salvador]

If you read about his "burglary" you might see that it was not that big of a thing. Too many people think of burglary as robbery. That is not necessarily the case. Illegal entry alone can be "burglary". He was caught where he was not supposed to go. The charges against him were dropped. That indicates it was not that big of a deal.

Most people likely could forgive some young impoverished person taking some petty stuff which rightfully didn't belong to him, so as long nobody had been seriously hurt. However, who'd want some dirty disgusting Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino dude serving as our next POTUS?

 

[Father Heathen]

We can perhaps agree that we shouldn't have some filthy Irish drunkard wannabe Latino as our next U.S. President

But if Trump doesn't bother you then neither should "some filthy Irish drunkard wannabe Latino." Don't be two-faced.

 

[Salvador]

Thank you for making Beto more attractive to me. I don't think he's going to be the nominee, but the more he's attacked in this manner, the more I support him.

That's not what I was trying to do. I'm trying to reveal what a filthy Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino person "Beto" O'Rourke actually is.

 

[Subduction Zone]

That's not what I was trying to do. I'm trying to reveal what a filthy Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino person "Beto" O'Rourke actually is.

Then you obviously want Trump out of office as well. Who do you suggest as a replacement?

 

[averageJOE]

Thank you for making Beto more attractive to me. I don't think he's going to be the nominee, but the more he's attacked in this manner, the more I support him.

Could you please elaborate WHY you support him?

 

[Father Heathen]

The POTUS deals with lots of V.I.P.s; we don't need him to be some filthy, Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino whom nobody takes seriously.

Yet you don't mind some filthy, narcissistic, lying, treasonous, adulterous, "golden shower" loving buffoon whom nobody takes seriously dealing with V.I.P.s?

 

[fantome profane]

Perhaps we can at least agree that we shouldn't have some filthy Irish drunkard behaving wannabe Latino as our next U.S. President?

It is so unfair that all Trump supporters are viewed as ignorant bigoted racists. Not all Trump supporters are like that.

Obviously some are, but not all.