Becoming a Priest

[Debater Slayer]

Hi, all,

Starting from today, I have decided to abandon all of my material possessions and indulgence and become a priest for life. No more phone, gaming PC, premium membership on RF (well, maybe not this, but...), or even masturbation. My life will be dedicated to priesthood from now on. Any of you in my fan club consisting of ten people who message me should expect no response until my excommu... I mean until the next decade at the very least.

Thank you for everything. It has been a fun time, but God and prayer are calling to me.

Goodbye.

Edit: I just got excommunicated for watching porn from the sanctuary's Internet. My plan is ruined.





April Fools'!

 

[Vinayaka]

My ol' Finnish buddy, Loof Lirpa, would have laughed.

 

[Vee]

Hi, all,

Starting from today, I have decided to abandon all of my material possessions and indulgence and become a priest for life. No more phone, gaming PC, premium membership on RF (well, maybe not this, but...), or even masturbation. My life will be dedicated to priesthood from now on.

Looks like you'll be having a lot of fun

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Hi, all,

Starting from today, I have decided to abandon all of my material possessions and indulgence and become a priest for life. No more phone, gaming PC, premium membership on RF (well, maybe not this, but...), or even masturbation. My life will be dedicated to priesthood from now on. Any of you in my fan club consisting of ten people who message me should expect no response until my excommu... I mean until the next decade at the very least.

Thank you for everything. It has been a fun time, but God and prayer are calling to me.

Goodbye.

Edit: I just got excommunicated for watching porn from the sanctuary's Internet. My plan is ruined.





April Fools'!

Bahaha...one and only April Fools joke I've heard today

 

[sun rise]

For his selfless and one-pointed dedication to the one true religion, Born-Again Glompism with Metallic Overtones, @Debater Slayer was formally given the page-of-the-day status on Wikipedia and head-of-the-class status on the RF page RFers Listed on Wikipedia!

 

[Father Heathen]

.I just got excommunicated for watching porn from the sanctuary's Internet.

Only because those depicted were too old.

 

[Earthling]

Hi, all,

Starting from today, I have decided to abandon all of my material possessions and indulgence and become a priest for life. No more phone, gaming PC, premium membership on RF (well, maybe not this, but...), or even masturbation. My life will be dedicated to priesthood from now on. Any of you in my fan club consisting of ten people who message me should expect no response until my excommu... I mean until the next decade at the very least.

Thank you for everything. It has been a fun time, but God and prayer are calling to me.

Goodbye.

Edit: I just got excommunicated for watching porn from the sanctuary's Internet. My plan is ruined.





April Fools'!

Oh! You got me!!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hi, all,

Starting from today, I have decided to abandon all of my material possessions and indulgence and become a priest for life. No more phone, gaming PC, premium membership on RF (well, maybe not this, but...), or even masturbation. My life will be dedicated to priesthood from now on. Any of you in my fan club consisting of ten people who message me should expect no response until my excommu... I mean until the next decade at the very least.

Thank you for everything. It has been a fun time, but God and prayer are calling to me.

Goodbye.

Edit: I just got excommunicated for watching porn from the sanctuary's Internet. My plan is ruined.





April Fools'!

How about just a temporary priest?