dawny0826
Mother Heathen
I think you can probably guess who wrote this. 
Bean Crock the demonic clown
has a big red nose and a polka dot bow
he turns his victims’ frowns upside down
by hanging them by their toes
it’s like a trip to the smorgasbord
when he visits a maternity ward
He has an infectious laugh and smile
like the anthrax he keeps in a vial
his jovial antics warm the heart and soul
like one sizzling in a skillet, over coal
with a pie to the face and a knife to the throat
he’ll come to your birthday and sacrifice a goat
by the slide whistle and the honking horn
from our fears and nightmares he was born
has a big red nose and a polka dot bow
he turns his victims’ frowns upside down
by hanging them by their toes
it’s like a trip to the smorgasbord
when he visits a maternity ward
He has an infectious laugh and smile
like the anthrax he keeps in a vial
his jovial antics warm the heart and soul
like one sizzling in a skillet, over coal
with a pie to the face and a knife to the throat
he’ll come to your birthday and sacrifice a goat
by the slide whistle and the honking horn
from our fears and nightmares he was born
Read more: Bean Crock The Clown | Authspot
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