Baggins poetry.

[monta]

Baggins is the greatest wiener
All the others fear his skills
Growling at the kings or queens or
Gloating about his kills
Innocent bystanders seem to
Not expect his rambunctious spills
Some he bites and some he humps
In fact he can go either way
Some he growls at some he shuns
Creating an air of mystery
Others can just kiss his buns
Only he will go down in history
Baggins is cool, as you can see

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins is always in my head
Baggins is always on my bed
If Baggins leaves, I'll be dead.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins is better than you and me.
Baggins can climb up in a tree.
Don't believe me? You will see.

Go outside in the night or day,
Watch my Baggins start to play.
You'll see what I'm trying to say.

Baggins will take a running start
If you don't know, he's really smart
He'll take a jump with all his heart.

He'll make his way up to the top
He'll climb that tree with no stop
He can scale the tallest crop.

 

[whereismynotecard]

No, Frodo's not a little cat
He's not a hobbit or a bat
Hairy and small, but not a rat
A little weenie? He is that!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins loves a piece of cheese
"Give me more, would you please?"
At least he's polite, you could say
Except he whines and whines all day.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins has to pee
Where could his toilet be?
Pee, Baggins, pee!
NO! Not on me!!

 

[whereismynotecard]

My wiener dog is really great.
I might take him on a date.
We could go out to the park.
We could stay gone way past dark!

Or maybe to the swimming pool
If he didn't bark, it would be cool!
But he might attack my other friends
And our date would come to ends...

 

[Revoltingest]

A revolting ode reprised for this thread


There's nothing in life which is keener
than dogs that are shaped like a wiener.
They're low to the ground
and always I've found
them sporting the nicest demeanor.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

One afternoon, Baggins and Hannah
Went strolling upon the savannah
A lion tried to eat them
But he could not defeat them
For they had a dancing banana!

 

[whereismynotecard]

:danana: I'm glad to see other people writing Baggins poetry.

It's always good to see a weenah given the poetry he deserves.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Crisp, still autumn air
Rustle in the pile of leaves
Baggins emerges

Garden in springtime
New life blooms, tweets and buzzes
More things to bark at

 

[whereismynotecard]

Grass stains on his feet.
Baggins loves to eat
Froggies here and there.
Baggins has wire hair.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I cannot eat because my teeth
Baggins chewing underneath
He can eat all of my munchies
But I can't for fear of crunchies

I cannot eat while my face is numb
Why did I do this? Am I so dumb?
I think Baggins knew this would be.
That's why he didn't even warn me.

Now he gets to eat all my food.
And even if he seems a little rude
I'll give him all the food I can find
Because my eating schedule is behind

 

[whereismynotecard]

Hotdog puppy in the yard
Chewing up a playing card

He runs and jumps
It's quite a sight
He leaps and humps,
With all his might.

A hotdog puppy is something to be
You'd want to be one, if you were me.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Little bity Baggins, running on a hill
Chasing after bunny that he wants to kill
If he caught it, would it die?
Would it always wonder why?

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins felt sort of sick today
He didn't even want to play
But he's okay now, you see
Because he gets to be with me.