Baggins poetry.

[whereismynotecard]

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Sleepy little Baggins, sleeping on my bed.
Snoring nosy snores out of his nosy head.
I sure love my Baggins, my itty bitty boy.
I love to buy him presents, maybe a little toy.

This silly little weenie is a chocolate sort of brown
His silly little weenie face never makes me frown
Fun adventures all the time, driving in the car
But little bitty Baggins cannot go into a bar.

"No dogs allowed," they scream and cry
It really matters not to me, but why?
I am merely twenty; I cannot have a beer
They won't let me in the bars for another year.

This doesn't stop my Baggins boy from having lots of fun.
He goes outside and swims and jumps and has a little run.
This poetry for Baggins would make him oh so gay.
If only he could read it, he'd have such a happy day.


:balloons:

 

[whereismynotecard]

Chocolate puppy
Runs and jumps and loves to swim
Baggins weenie dog

(haiku) :danana:

 

[whereismynotecard]

A Frodo Baggins dancing,
A Frodo Baggins prancing,
All of the weenies romancing,
All the while I am glancing

Out the window of our house,
I stand as quiet as a mouse
I peek slowly like a louse
And I'm wearing a blue blouse.

My Baggins is a jumping,
And his little weenie humping
The Schnauzer takes a whumping
Frodo's weenie tail is thumping

So far it's been his greatest day
Schnauzer humping makes him gay
Tomorrow he will repeat this play
It will go on through all of may.

 

[monta]

What a soggy guy is that
dripping on the kitchen mat
fur red with the blood of a cat
Why that is Froddo Baggins!

What a macho guy is this
Marks every tree with ****
Humps everything with such bliss
Why that is Froddo Baggins!

Who is that little hungry guy
eating all that catches his eye
chicken, popcorn bugs that fly
Why that is Froddo Baggins

Who is in spirit 10 foot tall
The best and brightest of them all
Who has us all here in his thrall
Why who else but Froddo Baggins

 

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He went for a drive in the car.
Baggins rode to the park.
The windows were rolled down real far.
Weenie stayed out till dark.

 

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Slippery weenie
All wet inside of the pool
Jump and splash, Baggins!

(haiku)

 

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Little Baggins weenie
Looking oh so teenie
Singing his Baggins song
Gins, may I sing along?

I'd like to dance with him
And maybe take a swim
With him in his pool
Because he is so cool

If I could be any weenie at all
I'd want to be Baggins, so small
Because that little tiny puppy
Can swim faster than a guppy

He's a champion of sorts
In all different kinds of sports
He runs faster than a cat
He's very cool like that.

 

[TurkeyOnRye]

These are great.


O, Baggins! Your body is so long and low profile
You love to sleep in a neat li'l pile
You remind me of one of those Japanese tables
The stories we've all heard are no fables

Yesterday means nothing to Baggins
To him life only ever begins
He's cheerful and honest and always wears a silly grin

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Sounds like someone is going to soon hold a skyclad ritual in Baggins' honor.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I think we should build monuments for him. He's a king among weenies.

 

[Quagmire]

*this is a reprint, except for the part that says "this is a reprint"*

(sung to the tune of The Copa Cabana)

Her name was Hannah,
She was a membah'
Posting pichah's everywhere
And announcements here and there,

But she was longing,
Longing for something,
Something was missing from here life,
And just one thing could make it right,

What could that one thing be?
Well here's a hint or three;
They're yellow, and come in bunches,
And HANG FROM A TREE!!!!!


They're the dancing!

Dancing bananas!!

The favorite emoticon of Hannah's,

They're the dancing, dancing ba-nan-assss

They're keeping it re-al,
Cuz they got a-peel
They're the dancing.....
*(annoying synthesized trumpet blurt)*
Ba--nan---naaaasssssss

His name was Baggins,
He was a wheenah',
He was hungry for a snack,
So he went on the attack
And ate the dancing, dancing bananas
But his guts began to churn
To a meriachi burn

So he went to the yard
And squatted down real hard
In a second something showed up
And said, HERE WE ARE"!!!

"WE'RE THE DANCING, DANCING BANANAS!!
'CEPT NOW WE'RE BROWN AND SHAPED LIKE HAGGIS,

WE'RE THE DANCING, DANCING BA-NAN-NAS,
WE'RE PUTRID AND STANKY
AND WE LOOK LIKE MR.HANKEY
BUT WE'RE THE DANCING.....

...BA-NAN-NAS

 

[whereismynotecard]

Yay! :danana:

 

[monta]

When at times I'm feeling blue
Unsure of exactly what to do
When life stinks like an old gym shoe
I ask myself: ''What would Baggins do?''

 

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Romping, Stomping, to and fro
a big black schnauzer on the go
Someone sees him running around
Puppy paws patter on the ground

When all of a sudden with a big leap
The schnauz and the puppy in a heap!
The puppy is chocolate, short, but long
He sings his happiest puppy song

He finally has what he's always desired
He humps this schnauz until he is tired
He humps him again, because he's so wired
The big black schnauzer is so admired

A Baggins in love is something to see
You'll find it disturbing, if you aren't me.
But I think it's funny, it makes me giggle
Especially when Baggins does a wiggle.

 

[whereismynotecard]

All the friends of Frodo Baggins
Are riding on a train of wagons
Charlie and Sam look like dragons
Schnauz and Pickle tails a waggins
And the train does some zig-zaggins

Baggin's favourite friends are dogs
Running, jumping over logs
Sometimes they even catch some frogs!

 

[Quagmire]

When at times I'm feeling blue
Unsure of exactly what to do
When life stinks like an old gym shoe
I ask myself: ''What would Baggins do?''

And when this world has got me down,
With hate and chaos all around,
I turn my mind to higher ground,
As would a certain noble hound,
With floppy ears and fur of brown.

And ask myself, "What would HE do"?
What remedy would he persue?
To fix a world that's so askew"?
The answer comes out of the blue,
I lift my leg, and all is cool.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins, I'm in love with you.
Even if you chew my shoe.
Even when you're covered in poo.
Especially since your eyes aren't blue.
I'm so very in love with you.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Baggins is oh so very wet
As wet as a weenie can get
Because he swam in his pool
And he's covered in drool
Snagged from the pond with a net.

 

[whereismynotecard]

A little chocolate puppy
on a chocolate puppy hill
A hill of chocolate ice cream
A chocolate mountain, if you will

Every day I dream of Baggins
As pretty as a chocolate mouse
I dream of dancing with him
All around our giant chocolate house

If I could dance and sing all night
With my lovely chocolate friend
I'd have a chocolate party night
A chocolate party with no end!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Running through the cemetery,
Puppy flies like a canary.
His wings: ears that are hairy.
Frodo Baggins, when will we marry?