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Bad time to steal cookies

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by RayofLight, Sep 16, 2021.

  1. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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  2. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    Don't worry, I kept my key and know other ways in anyways. If you just casually walk in and out they won't notice. Especially if you get @Revoltingest going about the English, and the Japanese, and other Scotts.
     
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  3. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    Hey @Revoltingest you got my back?
     
  4. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    Of course.
    But I want a share of the cookies.
     
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    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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  6. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    How many we talking about?
     
  7. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    crap we got another one online!
    It is getting harder to steal cookies
     
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    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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  9. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    Where's Cookie Monster?
     
  10. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    More than we'll be able to eat.
    Juat grab a box of large ziplocks and some big, black trash brags so we can "help with the trash."
     
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  11. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    Dang it! I'm not even sure how many there are. Maybe I'll have to ask @Meow Mix to start dancing. That might distract them.
     
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  12. Wu Wei

    Wu Wei ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson

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  13. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    Nothing yet sir! Im still planning on stealing them
     
  14. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    An idea....
    Leave 30 cookies.
    But I touched 15 of them.
    Watch staff uncomfortably decide which ones to eat.
     
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  15. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    Evil. I like. But I dont know...over 300 cookies for your help is a lot...will there be enough cookies to pay you and @Shadow Wolf and eat some myself?
     
  16. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    I want only a dozen.
     
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  17. RayofLight

    RayofLight My pronouns: they/them

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    Ok deal. Let's do this.
     
  18. Shadow Wolf

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    We've been over this before, wolves out run bears and all I need is a good head start of hobbling because you'll be hobbling along and definitely won't be able to catch me.
     
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  19. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Abnormal before it was fashionable
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    I'll be in disguise....
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