Baby born in Walmart toilet paper aisle

[dybmh]

In days of old
When men were bold
And paper had not been invented
The wiped their arse
With blades of grass
And walked away contented

Merry men of the forest are we,
Not bashful, or prudish you'll see
It's not secret, it's known
When traveling abroad or at home,
in pinch, without TP, use pine cones

 

[BSM1]

Merry men of the forest are we,
Not bashful, or prudish you'll see
It's not secret, it's known
When traveling abroad or at home,
in pinch, without TP, use pine cones

You'll never see that on a Burma Shave sign...

 

[Quagmire]

Your intent is understood and your equivalence valuation stands; however, for future reference: those are "gold, frankincense, and myrrh"..

They shyrrh spoke funny English back then.