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Baby born in Walmart toilet paper aisle

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Stevicus, Mar 26, 2020.

  1. Stevicus

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    WATCH: Baby born in Walmart toilet paper aisle

    The other customers at the store were very supportive and cheered her on.

    Well, that's a nice story. Now, the kid can grow up and say he was born in the Walmart toilet paper aisle.
     
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  2. Terry Sampson

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    Let me guess: The proud mother named the kid "Scott".
     
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  3. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    Certainly a charmin' story...
     
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  4. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man Bompu Zen Man with a little bit of Bushido.

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    A new spokesman is born.
     
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  5. dybmh

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    But did the family get the TP they needed?
     
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  6. Stevicus

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    That's a good question. The article didn't mention it. These darn journalists always leave out the most crucial facts.
     
  7. Milton Platt

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    Guess there is a point in there somewhere?
     
  8. Stevicus

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    What point?
     
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    Your guess is as good as mine. LOL
     
  10. Quagmire

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    Toilet paper: the 2020 equivalent of gold, frankinscence, and myrrh.
     
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  11. Jedster

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    Calling the baby Bronco will give it a longer life and they only cost a little more than a shilling.....wait you're in America

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    Calling the baby Bronco will give it a longer life and they only cost a little more than a shilling.....wait you in America

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    Your intent is understood and your equivalence valuation stands; however, for future reference: those are "gold, frankincense, and myrrh"..
     
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  14. Howard Is

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    I had a case of Bronco last week.
    And a mild fever.
     
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  15. Jedster

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    Well here in the good ol' UK , Bronco is Bronco Lane and we are proud see his signature, every day when we do important things......

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  16. Stevicus

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    Well, since this happened in Springfield MO, not sure if they'd be Bronco fans. Possibly KC fans.
     
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    Howard Is Lucky Mud

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    Rough but tough ?
     
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  18. RedDragon94

    RedDragon94 Love everyone, meditate often

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    Scott's a pretty good name

    ... Oh, I just got it. :D
     
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    RedDragon94 Love everyone, meditate often

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    Actually I knew the whole time what he was doing. :D
     
  20. Jedster

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    Well, less messy than grass which out brave Knights would use, as this historical limerick tells us

    In days of old
    When men were bold
    And paper had not been invented
    The wiped their arse
    With blades of grass
    And walked away contented

    When I was a child(up until 2 weeks ago) we would tell each other that we had Bronco's signature as each piece of paper has Bronco's name.. Of course I'd never make such a comment now I am all grown up.
     
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