1. Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Atheists don't have no songs.

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Subduction Zone, Sep 9, 2019.

  1. Subduction Zone

    Subduction Zone Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2017
    Messages:
    27,444
    Ratings:
    +15,246
    Religion:
    Atheist
    Until now:

     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  2. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    55,698
    Ratings:
    +18,522
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    There's been this one for a wee over a decade now:
     
    • Like Like x 1
  3. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    55,698
    Ratings:
    +18,522
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    This one has been around not much long than I have:
     
  4. Father Heathen

    Father Heathen Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Feb 29, 2008
    Messages:
    30,312
    Ratings:
    +14,793
    Nine Inch Nails and Marilyn Manson also had a few songs about the absence of god, if I recall.
     
  5. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    55,698
    Ratings:
    +18,522
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    Not in a way I'd consider them atheist songs. Like Terrible Lie, it's more about the anxieties induced from separating oneself from god than atheism.
     
  6. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    55,698
    Ratings:
    +18,522
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    Well, no, I did just remember Fight Song
     
  7. Altfish

    Altfish Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2014
    Messages:
    8,233
    Ratings:
    +6,411
    Religion:
    Humanist
     
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Subduction Zone

    Subduction Zone Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2017
    Messages:
    27,444
    Ratings:
    +15,246
    Religion:
    Atheist
    I was not being very serious of course, but bring them on! The more the merrier.
     
  9. Ellen Brown

    Ellen Brown Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2018
    Messages:
    4,217
    Ratings:
    +2,039
    At the End time, there are no Atheists.
     
  10. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    6,957
    Ratings:
    +4,475
    Religion:
    Methodist
    I really like this group and this song is about evolution.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  11. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    6,957
    Ratings:
    +4,475
    Religion:
    Methodist
    I think you atheists have more songs than you realize. Some of them are pretty good songs too.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  12. Skwim

    Skwim Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2010
    Messages:
    26,334
    Ratings:
    +10,453
    Religion:
    Agnostic
    Yup. They'll all be crispy critters in the Christian Hell.

    [​IMG]

    .
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  13. Sapiens

    Sapiens Polymathematician

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2014
    Messages:
    5,548
    Ratings:
    +2,710
    Religion:
    None
     
    • Like Like x 1
  14. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2019
    Messages:
    3,812
    Ratings:
    +2,342
    Religion:
    I finally figured out what direction I should go, when I studied the revelations of the Baha'i faith
    Look on the bright side - at least Weird Al didn't do the number on you guys that he did the Amish!
     
  15. Dan From Smithville

    Dan From Smithville Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 7, 2017
    Messages:
    6,957
    Ratings:
    +4,475
    Religion:
    Methodist
    Those poor Amish. And they don't have TV, radio, or iPods to even know of the satire they have been immortalized with in song.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  16. Altfish

    Altfish Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2014
    Messages:
    8,233
    Ratings:
    +6,411
    Religion:
    Humanist
  17. PureX

    PureX Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2006
    Messages:
    11,853
    Ratings:
    +4,168
    Religion:
    Philosophical Taoist/Christian
    Apparently, atheists are artless. I guess I should have expected that.
     
  18. Audie

    Audie Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2018
    Messages:
    13,460
    Ratings:
    +6,483
    Religion:
    None
    "Got" Dont got no.
     
  19. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2010
    Messages:
    151,322
    Ratings:
    +42,893
    Religion:
    Bokononism
    I've long thought that this is the best atheism themed song....
     
  20. 9-10ths_Penguin

    9-10ths_Penguin 1/10 Riboflavin
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2007
    Messages:
    55,005
    Ratings:
    +13,534
    Religion:
    None (atheist)
    But does the Great White Handkerchief really count as a god, though?

    Great Green Arkleseizure
     
Loading...