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Atheists Don't Exist.

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Jeremiahcp, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. Jeremiahcp

    Jeremiahcp Well-Known Member

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    Atheists don't exist, you have no hard evidence and everyone that says they don't have a belief in God is either just confused or lying.
     
  2. Kuzcotopia

    Kuzcotopia Right now, Steve Bannon is twirling his mustache.

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    I think atheists are just angry at god and want to sin. Secretly, they believe in him.
     
  3. Jeremiahcp

    Jeremiahcp Well-Known Member

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  4. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Of course atheists actually know that there is a god. They just try to pretend that there isn't one, so that they can do whatever they want: drugs, sex, LARPing, vegetable gardening, etc. Whatever sick things their twisted minds come up with.
     
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  5. Nakosis

    Nakosis Barnacle Bill the Sailor
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    Tell that to the Tax Man....

    Please... pretty please.
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  6. sovietchild

    sovietchild Well-Known Member

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    Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

    When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

    The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam
     
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  7. CogentPhilosopher

    CogentPhilosopher Philosophy Student

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    You got me.....

    I actually do believe in Lord Helix!

    Praise be the Helix Fossil!!!!!!!!!

    Lord Helix fainted for our sins!!!!!! Seek his prophet Bird Jesus and avoid Flareon the Deceiver who rejected the aspect of water and took the aspect of fire!!!!!!

    All hail anarchy and the Helix Fossil! Beware the agents of Domeacracy founded by the Dome Fossil!!!!!!!!!

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  8. CogentPhilosopher

    CogentPhilosopher Philosophy Student

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    This is in the joke section btw.

    Though tbf the idea is pretty humorous.
     
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  9. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Yeah, he said a lot of silly things.
     
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  10. sunrise123

    sunrise123 Darkness will pass. Dawn is almost here.
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    The US military has an atheist symbol that can be placed on gravestones. This proves that the US military does not exist and we're all having a bad dream.
     
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  11. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    Atheists are truly people of integrity that I admire when they choose to walk the straight and narrow with no thought of reward or consequence or any future life.
     
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  12. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    To be honest, I'm pretty skeptical that there are many, if any, people who truly and genuinely, with full awareness and cognitive faculty, actually believe that "god" exists. It's obvious that most "believers" have such unexamined and unquestioned beliefs as to render the concept of belief basically meaningless. However, the only people I've encountered who seem to clearly and fully believe in god's existence, seem to be people who are psychologically imbalanced to one degree or another.
     
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  13. CogentPhilosopher

    CogentPhilosopher Philosophy Student

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    These are some great posts.... But this is a JOKE thread.

    It might be a good habit to see what section we are in before posting.
     
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  14. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Stick around awhile. Most threads are joke threads, regardless of what sub-forum they're in.
     
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  15. Brickjectivity

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    I suggest you make a diagram and use some colorful highlighting and authoritative quotations. A spreadsheet would not be unappreciated.
     
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    I have a question for you. What is wrong with those people who wants our civilization to go down in drain?
     
  17. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Yeah, I don't understand why Muslims are the way they are either.
     
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    sovietchild Well-Known Member

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    If you want the civilization to go down in drain and if Islam is bad in your eyes, then why are you against Islam?
     
  19. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Do you actually read posts before responding to them?
     
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  20. sovietchild

    sovietchild Well-Known Member

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    Yeah you said something about something being silly. Why are you against Islam when apparently your movement that you are promoting (Misanthropic Humanist) wants our society to go down in drain?