Ask Woberts

[Woberts]

Recently, there has been a slew of interview threads pop up, so I thought that I would make one for the fun of it.
Ask me anything, and I'll try my very best to give a legible response.

 

[Revoltingest]

How on Earth did you ever become such a poodle fluff'n, pants wear'n, doily twirl'n, daffodil molest'n, haggis hater?

 

[Father Heathen]

Do you wish that you were grossly incandescent?

 

[Woberts]

How on Earth did you ever become such a poodle fluff'n, pants wear'n, doily twirl'n, daffodil molest'n, haggis hater?

I had a terrible experience with a Scotsman when I was but a wee lad, and I am now prejudiced against all Scots.

 

[Woberts]

Do you wish that you were grossly incandescent?

It is my life's dream to be grossly incandescent, yes.

 

[Revoltingest]

What's with the metal burka?

 

[Woberts]

What's with the metal burka?

My avatar is a character from probably one of my favorite games, called Dark Souls. The "metal burkha" is the helmet that he wears in game. His name is Solaire of Astora, and he's kind of become a meme within the Dark Souls community.

 

[BSM1]

If you could sweat in any color what would that color be? And, as a follow up, if your sweat could be a sound what would that sound be?

 

[Woberts]

If you could sweat in any color what would that color be? And, as a follow up, if your sweat could be a sound what would that sound be?

If I could sweat any color, it would be a very incandescent golden. And for the sound, it would have to be this:

 

[Revoltingest]

Door #1, door #2, or door #3?

 

[Woberts]

Door #1, door #2, or door #3?

This is a tough one. I'm going to have to go with Door 2.

 

[Revoltingest]

This is a tough one. I'm going to have to go with Door 2.

Spoiler: You've won something special !

 

[Woberts]

Spoiler: You've won something special !

Thanks for the, uh................ nevermind.

 

[columbus]

My avatar is a character from probably one of my favorite games, called Dark Souls. The "metal burkha" is the helmet that he wears in game. His name is Solaire of Astora, and he's kind of become a meme within the Dark Souls community.

Would you be offended if I made fun of this in a sex thread?
Tom

 

[Sunstone]

Where would you live if you could live anywhere you wanted to live, except for Afghanistan?

 

[Woberts]

Would you be offended if I made fun of this in a sex thread?
Tom

Not really, it would take a lot to offend me.

 

[Woberts]

Where would you live if you could live anywhere you wanted to live, except for Afghanistan?

I'm a big fan of European culture, so probably some place in Europe. For a country, most likely the Netherlands. I've been there before, and it was a blast.

 

[Sunstone]

I've been there before, and it was a blast.

What made it so much fun?