Ask Any RF Member A Question

[Buttercup]

Is there a particular question or perhaps more than one that you would like to ask a fellow RF member? Well, here's your chance........

Ask a question of any member of Religious Forums.

If the member does not see the question within a day or so....send them a PM directing them to your question and this thread. Tell them the post number. You don't have to wait for previous questions to be answered before you ask yours.

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If someone asks you a question and you don't want to answer it say something like, "I plead the 5th for the one pal!". Or you can choose to say something humorous to proclaim your reluctance to answer the question.

Please keep the questions within the forum guidelines and a PG-13 rating!

Here's my first question directed to SUNSTONE:

Have you ever been married and if so would you like to marry again or is your current partner, (Ms. Acme) all that you need?

I will be gone for the weekend so just in case there is one person out there who would like to ask me a question.....see ya Sunday night.

 

[Ormiston]

Buttons*...why the *?

 

[Ori]

To Jayhawker Soule, have you ever believed in God or the supernatural?

 

[Mike182]

Jewscout ........ your status bar for religion says "not a jew yet but soon" ....... my question is ......... how long until you are a fuly fledged jew? (if "fully fledged" is the right terminology) :jiggy:

 

[willything]

QTR wheres my socks?

 

[Quoth The Raven]

QTR wheres my socks?

On your feet, ya bloody goose.:slap:

 

[Buttons*]

Buttons*...why the *?

cause it's my favorite punctuation mark. I use them all the time, so i thought it was appropriate. *smiles*

 

[turk179]

Buttons* do you really own a whip and have you ever used it?

 

[Buttons*]

Buttons* do you really own a whip and have you ever used it?

i truely have two whips. They were gifts from friends on my 18th birthday.

and, no, i have not had the occasion to put them into action yet!

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

I'll think of something more specific later, but for now I have a question for any RFer with the answer, my question is,

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Karl R]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

He would chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

You nicked my answer!

 

[willything]

i think it would depend on how much it ate and drank

 

[Sunstone]

Have you ever been married and if so would you like to marry again or is your current partner, (Ms. Acme) all that you need?

Thank you for your interest, Buttercup! Yes, I married my companion of eight years when I was 28. We very soon found out it was a mistake; seperated; and divorced a while later. It taught me, among other things, that the compatibilities you look for in a companion are not necessarily identical with those you look for in a spouse.

I haven't given marrying again much thought, since I have no plans for children, and I'm inclined to see marriage as largely a means to guarantee legal rights to offspring.

Of course, to get married, I would need to find a woman who was exceptionally understanding about my Acme Latex Love Doll. I mean, how could I just abandon her after all we've been through together? Unthinkable! The mere thought of her abandoned, drifting down the streets of some skid row, wandering anywhere the wind takes her, looking perhaps for her next fix of rubber cement, chased by the narcotics cops...it gives me the shudders. I simply couldn't do that to her.

 

[ChrisP]

i think it would depend on how much it ate and drank

Drinking is indeed the key point. It would be chucking something else entirely depending upon the... level of liquid refreshment... :bounce

 

[Draka]

He would chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I think we must seriously contemplate the question: "What is his motivation?" WHY does this woodchuck want to chuck wood? And does he really WANT to? Maybe he doesn't, so therefore he would chuck as little wood as he could get away with, or none at all. Is he being forced, or is this a labor of love? Just what IS the woodchuck's motivation?

 

[ChrisP]

Did a woodchuck recently register here? Welcome Mr woodchuck. May the sun shine and the trees fall!

 

[d.]

Did a woodchuck recently register here? Welcome Mr woodchuck. May the sun shine and the trees fall!

i found a picture :

http://www.prsastlouis.org/programs/speakers/woodnotes/woodbio.htm

 

[ChrisP]

bwahahahahaha!!! Well he's certainly got the buck teeth, but so do I

 

[michel]

bwahahahahaha!!! Well he's certainly got the buck teeth, but so do I

Chris, is it true that your avatar really is a photo of you?