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Ask A Cyberman

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rival, Oct 14, 2019.

  1. Rival

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    We're real Mondasian ones those fake cybus ones.

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    If a Rival could rival rivalry, how much rivalry would a Rival rival?

    I'll see myself to the door.
     
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    Is your hatred of Darleks based on metal jealousy
     
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    The Daleks view everything not Dalek as an inferior species; thus, they are continually trying to exterminate us. We do not 'hate' anything as we have no emotions, but owing to this view of theirs we see them as an enemy.
     
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    ****, I thought the war was over your advanced stair climbing technology
     
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    When other people look at you, why can't they see who you are inside? Is it because you have a shiny metal hide?
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    • Do cybermen have cyberdogs?
    • How do cybermen process waste products?
    • What kind of circuit board is the cybermen's favorite ingestion?
    • Do cybermen enjoy or even partake in sex?
    • How can a cyberman get involved with a religion without having its head explode due to allowing illogic into the brain?
     
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  9. Rival

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    There is no-one. We are all uniform. The face does not matter.
     
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    Phhhhttt!!! You wish you could see them as enemies. But you can't, because you are mere pests and the Daleks are exterminators out to control some pests! You only think it's war because you can point and fire a gun at them. :p
     
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    No but we have cyberhorses.

    It's repurposed.

    Ours are not the same as your primitive earth technology and you wouldn't understand.

    In what?

    Religion is illogical and we do not involve ourselves in this primitive superstition.
     
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    The Daleks are subservient to a mutated one-eyed legless cretin who shouts incessantly, mostly at them for being so stupid.
     
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    If Cybermen have no emotions, why do they occasionally get a wee bit emotional? Like the cyberplanners. I've seen one who was prone to anger. And Mr. Clever was really Mr. Drama Queen.
     
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    They came for the oil.
     
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    Humans are very taken by emotions, so pretending to have them is a good war tactic. To primitives, feelings are meaningful.
     
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    And? Cybermen don't delete many Daleks, but the Daleks exterminated many Cybermen.
    But, it was the Cybermen who got 10 wearing his 70s/80s 3D glasses, which has me squeeling and giggling over how he's a super cute and adorable dork running around with them on. :D
     
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    Yes, those Cybus goons are our retarded cousins. I think we should destroy them.
     
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    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Then you yourself are illogical based on your self-identification here on RF. A word to the wise - avoid being caught in the trap of trying to logically deal with illogical humans - it's a short step from that to a loss as Star Trek proved over and over again.
     
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    We are here to process you, but we need to know who should be processed.
     
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    Our technology requires no oil.
     
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