Yeah..... just a bit!
The irony of your post is laugh of the evening for me!
Now let's see, so you obviously thought that the cartoon was amazingly clever..... and scientific?
I wonder at your school qualifications? But in any case, let me just explain the stupidity of that cartoon, and its presence here on a thread about Creation and Evoluition.
How stupid of them at the Press Syndicate!
Question: Did you think that was a clever cartoon?
See ya later...!
(What Fun!)
The cartoon was fairly clever, yes. And any and all items you posited as "failures" of the cartoon are really you putting all sorts of requirements on it that it wasn't trying to live up to in the first place. That you don't understand this is what is troubling.
The literal content of the cartoon had nothing to do with religion. I know this may be hard to grasp, because it can, very well I might add, be presented as a set of analogies that display why teaching creationism in schools is a bad idea. Basically (and I feel like an idiot having to break this down for you), the cartoon juxtaposes each of the two sets of studies in each quadrant to get the reader to stop and question whether it is a good idea to teach "old world", out-dated, outmoded knowledge as relevant today. Obviously this is not the best of ideas, and the comic assumes that the reader will agree in the 4,
non-religious areas it addresses.
Taking this further, you could then apply the idea that the cartoon relates to any number of subjects/fields. For instance - old styles of baby transport - or infant "car seats". Should we be teaching people to use the oldest, and most fallible devices? Sure, they "worked" for the time, and did the job for a certain percentage of cases - no one says they didn't! But the old designs were found to be lacking under particular circumstances - circumstances that new discoveries and design elements could account for.
And yes, you could easily apply this idea to the creationism/evolution argument. Here's a rebuttal on each of your "revelations" about the cartoon's failings:
TOP LEFT BOX:- Look up Alchemy in a dictionary.
It was Medieval CHEMISTRY! Ergo:- Many of Alchemy's discoveries are taught today in CHEMISTRY!
Does the cartoon state that alchemy had absolutely NOTHING going for it? No... it doesn't. But did alchemy have within its arena some particularly incorrect/wrong information being paraded around as accurate? Why yes, yes it did. Therefore does it make sense to teach the old form of chemistry that was named "alchemy" in today's society? No... no it doesn't. That's all the comic puts forward. As I said, everything else you wanted to require of it is your own fault and misunderstanding.
BOTTOM RIGHT BOX:- They matched Astronomy with Astrology, ok, but showed a picture of...... PALMISTRY!
This was to underscore the point, obviously. To draw the reader's mind to the superstitious side of astrology, purposefully. Not the mapping and recognition of stars and constellations (the part that survived into astronomy as having actual utility), but the part where your birth under the stars grants the astrologer an innate knowledge about your being. The part that is a total and hilarious farce - like palm reading. Think about it for a fraction of a second, and it makes sense.
TOP RIGHT BOX:- Neurology is still a fairly inexact science, but no matter, because these jokers matched it with Phrenology which has no religious significance at all!
Again - WHY does it have to have "religious significance?" Your hang-up on this is what tells me that you don't get it. Still having "fun?"
BOTTOM LEFT BOX:- Magic matched with Physics, which is fun, but I do wonder whether you and the OP could pass a simple test in Einstein's theory, but the crowning Irony was that Magicians are to be PUT TO DEATH in OT Law! Deut: 18:10.
Again with the religious requirements. Where is this coming from? The comic also isn't referencing literal "magicians"... it's saying that, ignoring Einstein's theories, one of the only explanations you'd have is something akin to "magic". A "black box", an unknown and unknowable quantity. You insist on equating this with "magicians" and then say that it makes no sense because magicians would be put to death by Biblical law.
What the hell? Where do you get any sort of reference to
any of that from the comic?!
And the absolute final Irony is that the Philadelpia Press Syndicate chump who produced this forgot to include CREATION and EVOLUTION.
If the comic were specifically created in an attempt to convey how ridiculous it is to teach creationism in school, can you not see now that this omission was
DELIBERATE??? You are forced to try and make the connection yourself, and the comic does not directly assault creationism, which is even
more clever.